Passione Groupchat

The Life-Changing Dicking

A/N: give me some credit, I had to search up dick sizes to make this chapter🚶‍♀️Also, sex talk ahead. Beware. I mean it.

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"We Need A Free Day"

⁉️: Mista
⁉️: are you
⁉️: you know
⁉️: okay?😃

DaMan: IF IM OKAY??
DaMan: AMICO IM ON CLOUD FUCKING 9
DaMan: IM BETTER THAN BEBE REXHA ON THAT NEW SONG OF HERS
DaMan: I'M GOOOOOD ALRIGHT

MommyShark: I think he was talking about the fact that you've been hobbling all day🚶

EmoGworl: where even were you last night..?

DaMan: before I say anything else, where the hell are the others?? I haven't seen them all day

MommyShark: they went to take Rex for a walk

DaMan: they went what💀

EmoGworl: they're kids, leave them be

⁉️: surprised how I didn't join them

DaMan: ANYWAYS YOU GUYSSSSSSS

MommyShark: oh boy...

DaMan: REMEMBER THE GUY I'VE BEEN TALKING TO LATELY???

EmoGworl: how could we forget? You just talk about him 24/7

MommyShark: we know more about the guy than we know about you, at this point💀

DaMan: YOU GUYS!!
DaMan: HE ASKED ME TO BE HIS BOYFRIEND, YESTERDAY

EmoGworl: nice

MommyShark: congrats Mista!

⁉️: omg you finally started pulling sum
⁉️: but that doesn't explain why last night you were ALLOH MY GOD YOU GUYS FUCKED

DaMan: BAWKABSWOSBDUWKS

MommyShark: PROTECTION?? 🔫

DaMan: YES BUCCIARATI, GOD

EmoGworl: I'm so proud of this rat...

DaMan: bro it was like magic
DaMan: I saw the bison showering and the size of his bag was IMMENSE. Besides being beautiful, it was IMMENSE
DaMan: but then later, when we were going at it, mf just dropped his pants and I swore I saw Jupiter
DaMan: PEOPLE, THAT WAS A TRUNK.
DaMan: I didn't even have measuring tape for that thing

MommyShark: and you just went ahead?💀

DaMan: DUH???
DaMan: I crossed myself, prayed a little, had faith in God, and dove right in
DaMan: to this moment I don't know if it was the worst or the best choice I've ever made
DaMan: my mind says SLAY, but my body is begging for mercy

EmoGworl: Mista
EmoGworl: for educational purposes
EmoGworl: I'm gonna need a measurement

DaMan: fucking 26 cm BY EYE dude

EmoGworl: BRO DID YOU FUCK A HORSE???

MommyShark: DID HE GET IMPLANTS???

DaMan: I don't know, and honestly I don't care lmao BRO I FUCKING CRIED WITH THAT THING IMPALING ME

EmoGworl: NAH CUZ I WOULD CRY TOO TF💀

⁉️: you're lucky your ass is beautiful Mista

DaMan: thanks bro! I appreciate it! Especially when I had that STREET POLE UP MY ASS

⁉️: bro idk what's higher. Your standards or your prostate💀

MommyShark: have yall considered Jesus as your Lord and savior?

EmoGworl: nah I'm Jewish, I'm good, thanks

MommyShark: but I'm happy you had a fun night, Mista

DaMan: bro that was the best dicking of my life. I took it as if it was my last LMFAO, I was acting so outta pocket, I'm surprised how he still managed to you know, get it up with someone like me🗿

EmoGworl: Mista, you act out of pocket constantly
EmoGworl: it's your second nature at this point

DaMan: that's not true! I can be very calm and collected!

⁉️: yeah, say that to the guy you and Giorno interrogated last week

DaMan: he was being a little shit!

EmoGworl: Mista, he spat on Giorno's chest and you went off the fucking deep end

DaMan: ah... I remember it vividly...

MommyShark: you loaded the gun in his face, and gave a whole speech on how "each button on Giorno's suit, costs more than his life"

DaMan: it's true though

⁉️: bro that ain't the mf point💀
⁉️: you need to control yourself, you're becoming Ghiaccio

DaMan: damn dawg I'm not that bad😭

EmoGworl: sure Mista, and I'm Santa

⁉️: Santa??😃

EmoGworl: no, Narancia, no Santa

⁉️: I hope you get ran over by a bus

EmoGworl: same

MommyShark: does anybody want cake?💪😃