Passione Groupchat

Cheesy Gays

Dm from TheGoldenSucc to Pudding.

TheGoldenSucc: Abbacchio is screaming for me to keep track with you

Pudding: fine, can you see our car?

TheGoldenSucc: yeah, we're right behind you

Pudding: I swear, we need to get a van. Separating in groups to take both cars is such a waste of time

TheGoldenSucc: at least you get the normal part of the famiglia. While you're in a car with Bucciarati and Trish, I'm stuck here with a screaming Abbacchio, a carsick Mista, and an insane Narancia
TheGoldenSucc: I swear, he threatened to open fire right now in the middle of the street, just to make sure we take down the guys. According to him "if nobody lives, nobody is dangerous"

Pudding: we have to stop giving that guy so much sugar...

TheGoldenSucc: yeah...

Pudding: wanna trade, love?

TheGoldenSucc: I'll get the handle of them. But I think next time I'll be the one driving. Screaming Abbacchio on the wheel is such a public danger...

Pudding: ah yes, what a great idea, let the 16 year old drive

TheGoldenSucc: trust me, I'm the best option right now
TheGoldenSucc: also, I think we're lost.

Pudding: MAN

~Some time later...~

TheGoldenSucc: I think we were supposed to turn right, back then

Pudding: ah dude-

~Even more time later~

Pudding: urghh....
Pudding: shit...

~EVEN MORE TIME LATER~

TheGoldenSucc: I'm hungry

~You know the deal~

Pudding: OKAY
Pudding: I THINK WE GOT IT
Pudding: I THINK WE GOT THE STREET!

TheGoldenSucc:
TheGoldenSucc: it's a dead end.

Pudding: MOTHER F

~🕑 🕙 🕚 🕖 🕘 ~

TheGoldenSucc: if it makes you feel better, Tiziano tracked their location

Pudding: YOU COULD'VE TOLD ME THAT BEFORE MISTA SHOT TWO RANDOM DUDES ON THE SIDE WALK

TheGoldenSucc: they'll live, I used Gold Experience, remember?

Pudding: you're lucky you're rich too...

TheGoldenSucc: wanna talk in an overly cheesy way so we can piss off both of our drivers?

Pudding: hell yeah, I wanna see Bruno suffer for once

TheGoldenSucc: hehe... 
TheGoldenSucc: by the way, I can see your face from here. It's reflected on the side mirror

Pudding: oh hey there, beautiful! Can I take you out to dinner some time?

TheGoldenSucc: hmmm I don't know. I'm a man who's veeeery hard to please

Pudding: I can cook your favorite dishes, my dear

TheGoldenSucc: Panna, you can't cook for shit

Pudding: IM TRYING TO BE ROMANTIC THANK YOU?

TheGoldenSucc: God, I love you so much

Pudding: ti amo anch'io, tesoro
Pudding: you're so beautiful it hurts

TheGoldenSucc: if we weren't after some smelly old men, I'd ask you to go out with me later. Just the two of us! We could go have dinner at Libeccio's

Pudding: sure, we can go anyway! I doubt this will take much lon
Pudding: WOULD YOU TWO QUIT IT??? GET YOUR EYES OFF EACH OTHER, AND PUT THEM ON THE STREET

TheGoldenSucc: sorry, Bucciarati. When you have a breathtaking boyfriend such as mine, It's hard to concentr
TheGoldenSucc: IM GOING TO OBLITERATE THE TWO OF YOU, I'LL THROW YOUR PHONES AWAY

Pudding: sorry Abba

TheGoldenSucc:

Pudding:

TheGoldenSucc:
TheGoldenSucc: LMAO

Pudding: I LOVED THIS, WE GOTTA DO THIS MORE OFTEN

TheGoldenSucc: but yeah we'll talk later. I love you

Pudding: I love you more

(In the end, Abbacchio did, in fact, break both of their phones. Wasn't worth it, though. Giorno bought them new ones. Better ones. And Abbacchio wanted to cry more than anything. He... he needs to take a break...)