"Underpaid Team😨"
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Cheese: hellooooo honeysss😍
Ham: glad you decided to grace us with your presence, Formaggio
HatGoesHahaFunny: yeah clean up the apartment, the Don's coming to visit soon
Cheese: ooh?
HatGoesHahaFunny: he wants to check on Gelato
Cheese: oh!
Cheese: can't somebody else do itttt? It's my birthday today 😽
HatGoesHahaFunny: I know, that's why you're doing it. Consider this a gift from me to you. You'll learn how to clean the kitchen!
Cheese: >:T
Ham: me and Riz are about to leave so we can get our stuff from the base. You're gonna be home alone so PLEASE don't break anything
Cheese: I wooon'tttt
HatGoesHahaFunny: alright, see you later Mag
Cheese: cyaaaa
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Cheese: oh and before you go!
Cheese: aaaaand they left
Cheese: okay😍
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"Underpaid Team😨"
HatGoesHahaFunny: well at least the kitchen smells like something non-toxic for once
GenderfluidMirror: such as Formaggio's farts
IGotTheMilk: leave the poor guy alone, he's turning 26😭
Cheese: yeah! Leave me alone!
TheGoldenSucc: happy birthday, Formaggio
Cheese: god, you're here
Cheese: thank you, boss
Cheese: AT LEAST SOMEBODY WISHED ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY TODAY
Elsa: we did get you a gift, though
Cheese: oh uh
Cheese: really?
Mamalone: duh
Mamalone: we're assassins, not monsters
Cheese: well I wasn't expecting that, thank you!
Ham: yeah, you're opening it later
Cheese: MAN
TheGoldenSucc: no joke you all look and sound like a polyamorous couple💀
Cheese: oh as far as I'm aware, I'm not polyamorous! If I wanted to disappoint multiple people at once, I would have breakfast with my team!
Elsa: at least he gets it
Cheese: but it's an interesting thought! Sharing a relationship with multiple people. Sounds cool!
GenderfluidMirror: you can't even pull ONE, let alone multiple partners
Cheese: SHHHHH NO NEED TO REMIND ME
IGotTheMilk: anyways, what did you think of my Stand, boss?😼
TheGoldenSucc: it's really awesome! It reminds me of Gold Experience, but more herb related!
IGotTheMilk: my Stand just got compared to Gold Experience's 😭😭 I can die happy now
GenderfluidMirror: I'm sorry but everytime I hear about your Stand's ability, I can only think of an antidepressant
IGotTheMilk: I'm sorry WHAT
GenderfluidMirror: I JUST DO, I'M SORRY!
Pineapple: you know what's also antidepressant???
Pineapple: cake!!
Mamalone: Formaggio, get your sweet ass in the kitchen. There's cake
Cheese: I NEVER FELT SO APPRECIATED IN THIS TEAM UNTIL NOW TwT
Elsa: that is just sad
Mamalone: awww you're appreciated, Mag!!
NoMilkIce: yeah! You're the only one who goes jogging with me in the morning!
Cheese: unfortunately.
NoMilkIce: oi, it's not my fault you're out of shape
Ham: since we're here, you're also the ONLY ONE in this team who has the patience to listen to Ghiaccio's outbursts. Melone does too, but I think he gets horny
Mamalone: my sweet Ghia is so cute when he's mad ☆w☆
Elsa: DON'T YOU DRAG ME INTO THIS
Elsa: but it's true
Pineapple: you make our breakfasts everyday, and I cherish you for that😭💖
Cheese: awww the pleasure is all mine, Pesci!
GenderfluidMirror: your Stand might be USELESS but it's fun to use!
IGotTheMilk: yeah, and you make the best pizzas!
HatGoesHahaFunny: you also always deliver the reports late
Cheese: aw shucks you're gonna make me blush!
HatGoesHahaFunny: that was not a compliment.
TheGoldenSucc: well, I'll let you guys have your celebration. Have the rest of a good day, Formaggio!
Cheese: thank you, boss!
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Cheese: soooo about that giiiftttt
Mamalone: it's a toothbrush.
Cheese:
Cheese: whwhat
Mamalone: lol cry, you stinky motherfucker
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