Passione Groupchat

Go Giogio!

"We Need A Free Day"

Girlboss: you know how today was my turn on cleaning duty? Yeah, dumb decision
Girlboss: bro Narancia is growing mushrooms under his bed

TheGoldenSucc: huh, I didn't know he was into gardening

Girlboss: he isn't. Those are from the MOLD

⁉️: I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN CLEANING UNDER MY BED‼️

Girlboss: ME TOO, BUT YOU DONT SEE ME THROWING DIRTY CLOTHES AND CUMSOCKS UNDER MY BED

⁉️: I have nowhere to put those ☹️

Girlboss: THE WASHING MACHINE MAYBE???
Girlboss: can I sue him again??

KillMe: you tried that once. It did not work.

Girlboss: it can work this time!

KillMe: Trish, you can't deal with the court.

MommyShark: yeah, you called the judge "your majesty" once

Girlboss: I WAS VERY NERVOUS OKAY??

TheGoldenSucc: I wanna be there if you sue him again sidhwks

Pudding: speaking of suing people
Pudding: Giogio, remember you have that one massive trial against some members of Passione in Palermo Courthouse tomorrow

TheGoldenSucc: oh yeah, shit I forgot about that

Doraemon: bro forgor

Pudding: also, second bad news of the day

TheGoldenSucc: you bring me so much joy...

Pudding: Carne is one of the defendants

EmoGworl: AGAIN???

MommyShark: MF CAN'T STAY OUT OF TROUBLE EVEN IF HIS LIFE DEPENDED ON IT

Doraemon: nah don't tell me he broke probation again

KillMe: he did. And he was happy that his sentence would be 3 months.

Girlboss: bro hates life I swear

TheGoldenSucc: who's the prosecutor?

Pudding: Pietro. Again. I swear I can't even see his face anymore

TheGoldenSucc: beautiful...

EmoGworl: if you want my opinion, don't even try to defend Carne anymore. Let him go

TheGoldenSucc: yeah, and then what, Abbacchio? "Oh the boss of Passione let go of one of his soldiers that happened to be on the Guard Squad, what a loser"

EmoGworl: suit yourself

TheGoldenSucc: no, you know what we're gonna do? He pledged loyalty for life, and I refuse to kill him. He's an asshole, but he's a stupidly strong Stand user. I'm not letting go of my men. But I have a strong attorney with me, so he does as he pleases

Girlboss: I can already see the papers
Girlboss: "44 members of passione declared guilty!"

TheGoldenSucc: Tiziano and Squalo went through many of these, they can deal with it just fine. If push comes to shove I'll just send them in

Doraemon: bro you know what we should do?
Doraemon: your dad was in law school right?

TheGoldenSucc: I dare you to keep writing anything else

Doraemon: I'm just sayingggg! You're his son, and he's a lawyer (which nobody needs to know about, especially the judge)! He will protect your ass even after hours!

⁉️: he would end up threatening the judge💀

Girlboss: we would end up with 20 euros in the bank and all of us would get arrested💀

MommyShark: 20 euros is a lot! Do you know the amount of things I did with 20 euros when I was a kid?? That was my whole allowance!

Pudding: my allowance was non-existent, if I wanted money I had to get good grades and then my parents would take care of the fucking problem by themselves🗿

Girlboss: my allowance was 2 euros and that was enough to make me jump with excitement lmao

EmoGworl: I remember that my dad would give me a popsicle if I did his chores without mom knowing. That was my allowance💀 good times...

⁉️: yall were getting allowances??

Doraemon: what was the allowance from your parents, Giogio?

TheGoldenSucc: I was allowed to live in the same house as them.

Doraemon: okay, change of topics then😃

MommyShark: anyways, we'll be there with you tomorrow Giogio, so don't worry

TheGoldenSucc: thank God. Last time, they almost arrested me and I was so scared 💀

EmoGworl: just between us, kid: Every trial against Passione always ends up with the boss almost getting arrested. He never does. Because he's the boss. And as much as the house of justice hates crime, the government needs the money that comes from the mafia. And they need you specifically, because you can do that without getting drugs involved
EmoGworl: so even if the judge does declare you guilty, which she will for sure, you will be set free because the government wants you in society.

MommyShark: Abbacchio is right, Giorno. You are the key to the economy. They can't get you arrested for a long time. Worst case scenario you'll get a sentence of a week, maybe less. Maybe you'll get house arrest, but you can deal with that. Look at where you live

Doraemon: he won't get a sentence at all, he's 16💀💀💀💀💀💀

MommyShark: he's charged like an adult because he's running an organization, Mista

EmoGworl: I remember a couple of years ago we read on the papers that Diavolo was suspended from the court, not because he was the boss of the crime syndicate, but because he refused to show up to the trials💀🗿

MommyShark: ah... good times...

Girlboss: fucking coward

MommyShark: language

Girlboss: sorry your highness
Girlboss: MOM
Girlboss: God damn it, tomorrow will be fun...

⁉️: guys look! There's a mushroom growing in my cumsock!

Girlboss: EWWWW

(Next day, Trish's confusion rubbed off on Giorno and he ended up calling the judge "your highness" by mistake, and the judge found it so adorable she went easy on him😃. They won that trial btw. Go Giogio!)