A/N: in honor of the last episodes of Stone Ocean coming out today, I decided to put a little reference to it in the middle of this chapter. Spoilers of the ending ahead. They're very quick though. I really wanna do a chapter based off of this😭
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"Guard Squad🥺🤲"
Titz: where tf are you @/Carne🥺
Squash💅: bro's been missing for a week, and now you're worried??💀
Titz: yeah cuz he took my sweatshirt and never gave it back
Titz: I WANT MY FUCKING SWEATSHIRT BACK YOU SQUARE LOOKIN MOTHER FUCKER
GimmeUrToes: well last week he had an argument with Bucciarati's team, so maybe they are holding him captive
Titz: I think we'd KNOW if they were holding him captive🗿
Woof: maybe he ran away?
Squash💅: I mean Don Giovanna is already looking for him
Squash💅: against everybody's wishes🙄
GimmeUrToes: no matter, I'm hungry
GimmeUrToes: can someone make me a sandwich?
Titz: lol fuck u, go make it yourself ya baby
GimmeUrToes: you are so sweet to me
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Carne🥺: Ticino.
Titz: huh
Carne🥺: I am in FUCKING Ticino.
Squash💅:
Squash💅: oh
Woof: slay
GimmeUrToes: another day am I right
Titz: WHY ARE WE IGNORING THE FACT THAT CARNE IS IN FUCKING SWITZERLAND??????
Carne🥺: after I slapped Narancia across the room, Bucciarati went ballistic on me bro
Carne🥺: he screamed "never touch my kids again!", then he knocked me out with a chair, and next thing I know I'm in fucking Switzerland!
Squash💅: When the morning skies grow red
Titz: And over us their radiance shed
Carne🥺: are yall serious rn
GimmeUrToes: Thou, O Lord, appeareth in their light!
Woof: When the alps glow bright with splendor,
Carne🥺: HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW THEIR NATIONAL ANTHEM???
GimmeUrToes: PRAY TO GOOOOOD, TO HIM SURRENDEEERR
Carne🥺: ENOUGH
Carne🥺: you know what?? I'm staying here!
Carne🥺: at least there's no Don Giovanna to forbid drugs!
Titz: if he even dreams of you saying that... trust me, it's not in Switzerland you'll wake up next
Carne🥺: can Bucciarati even do this to me???
Squash💅: he can do whatever he wants bro, he's the underboss
Carne🥺: PEOPLE GET ARRESTED FOR THIS, SQUALO
Squash💅: YOU KNOW WHO ELSE GETS ARRESTED??? PEOPLE WHO CONSUME AND SELL DRUGS
Squash💅: SO SHUT THE FUCK UP
Carne🥺: fuck you I'm gonna get high
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Carne🥺: I thunk I'm going intu cardiac arrestt
Titz: aw poor thing
Titz: For you feel and understand, that God dwelleth in this land
Squash💅: That God, the Lord, dwelleth in this laaaand
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