Passione Groupchat

Karma, Oooh She Ain't That Sweet

"We Need A Free Day"

Doraemon: yall one of the new associates of capo Lorenzo is about to become a soldato
Doraemon: do we have any other associates on the same stage? That way we can plan a date for the ceremony

Pudding: yeah there's like 16 of them
Pudding: we can pass it onto Sunday

Doraemon: sounds good. I'll transfer his documentation to you

Pudding: bet

Doraemon: I'm sorry did you just say "bet"?

Pudding: I'm trying to be cool

Doraemon: stop that, it's so out of character. It's freaking me out

Pudding: for sure, G. Bro's a maker of L's

⁉️: I... I hate you so much...

Pudding: I'm just playing, I just like to mess with you people

Doraemon: telling us that you're "just playing" isn't helping your case...

Girlboss: yall wanna know something I just found out about?

Doraemon: what

Girlboss: I was cleaning the library and I came across this book about insects, the one Giogio really likes
Girlboss: I spent the rest of my afternoon reading it
Girlboss: I found out mosquitoes use your blood to make their babies, so technically we are already parents

⁉️: holy shit I'm a dad

Doraemon: with great reward comes great responsibility

Pudding: I'm sorry to interrupt your parental discussion but I just wanna make sure of something
Pudding: Mista, the documentation you sent me about the new associate... his name is oddly familiar and I don't know why...
Pudding: do any of you know this guy?
Pudding: 1 attachment.

MommyShark: not that I'm aware of, no

Doraemon: nop, I've never seen him in my life other than this file right here

Girlboss: yeah, same here

EmoGworl: but you're right, I swear I've heard of that name before

KillMe: any idea, Narancia?

⁉️: say sike right now.

Pudding: ah so you do know him
Pudding: who is he?

⁉️: yall uh
⁉️: yall remember the guy I told you about? The one that was "my friend" when I was homeless?

Doraemon: the one you mentioned as "bro"?

⁉️: yeah, that's him. That oxygenated hair doesn't fool me. And I'd never forget that face
⁉️: he still has that horrible beard on his chin... he looks like he glued his pubes to his face

MommyShark: ah! The one that betrayed you and the reason why you went to juvi!

⁉️: yeaaah?

Pudding:
Pudding: awesome information😀

Doraemon: so I have my gun ready, when are we killing him?

⁉️: YO CHILL NO NEED TO DO THAT💀💀 I'm already happy enough that I'm a couple of stages above him😼 imagine him seeing me walking down the street being all smug and shit, and then I'm like "you do know I have authority over you, right?"💀💀

Pudding: you're right, that is indeed a better turn of events

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TheGoldenSucc: even better, Nara! You can be the one dealing with their reports. This shall be fun

⁉️: HELL YEAH

Pudding: where's his location, do you have any idea?

⁉️: well he always said his home was Naples, he was kinda coo-coo💀

Pudding: if I see him, I'll have a little talk with him🤲 bro won't know what hit him

TheGoldenSucc: sounds like a plan. Wait until he realizes that people in the mafia can't just throw each other under the bus

MommyShark: yeah the street code is very rigid, especially in Passione

⁉️: he'll have to face the music sooner or later
⁉️: ah... sometimes I love life and the twists it takes...

TheGoldenSucc: yeah and don't forget that we have "friends" in prison. If you get arrested because he snitched on you, we'll come after him, he'll be put in prison too, and then you'll have some fun!

⁉️: holy shit that's right!

MommyShark: let's not think about the possibility of one of us going to jail, let's try not to

⁉️: nah bro, prison seems cool. I wanna experience it at least once. Not juvi, that was a kindergarten. I'm talking about ACTUAL prison

KillMe: Carne would totally say some shit like that.

⁉️: nah cuz I'd make prison MY bitch. I'd be feared😼

Doraemon: dude you're built like a twig, they'd make YOU their bitch. Just because you're on the boss' team, doesn't mean they can't beat the shit out of you. Not everyone in prison is part of Passione. If you drop the soap, rip your insides

⁉️: I'd rather not think about that

Pudding: but yeah, this was a nice turn of events
Pudding: karma is a true bitch

⁉️: yeah, momma universe is on my side once again
⁉️: well
⁉️: not really☹️

Pudding:
Pudding: Narancia what did you do now

⁉️: I tried to burp and I threw up on the couch☹️