"We Need A Free Day"
TheGoldenSucc: padre what is this.
ZAWORUDO: that's the thing that's gonna save you from the sun, you're welcome
TheGoldenSucc: I repeat, what is this.
ZAWORUDO: duh it's a parasol
TheGoldenSucc: I'm not using this
ZAWORUDO: okay but if you feel like you're cooking inside of an oven don't come crying to me
TheGoldenSucc: it's just so... inconvenient
DaMan: I think it's cool! It's white and has a cool pattern!
ZAWORUDO: and it used to be mine so consider this your heritage 😼
TheGoldenSucc: padre your taste is terrible
ZAWORUDO: but you liked the mask, didn't you?😒
TheGoldenSucc: of course I did, because IT'S A MASK
Pudding: to be fair, I think it makes you look professional
Girlboss: it screams "I'm different from all of you, mere mortals"
TheGoldenSucc: beautiful....
TheGoldenSucc: by the way, dad
TheGoldenSucc: Josuke and Okuyasu invited our group to have dinner with them tonight
ZAWORUDO: really now😼
TheGoldenSucc: yeah Okuyasu got a job on a restaurant nearby and Josuke says he's paying for the whole thing
TheGoldenSucc: you're not coming, dad
ZAWORUDO: MAN.
EmoGworl: question: is this nephew of yours like your dad?
ZAWORUDO: oi
TheGoldenSucc: nah he's calmer. And he actually knows what he's doing
ZAWORUDO: OI
TheGoldenSucc: I'm kidding dad, don't sweat it
TheGoldenSucc: but seriously, they're cool. You're gonna like them
DaMan: yeah, they're like the extrovert gay duo, they're awesome
MommyShark: right, Mr Brando, there's some pizza left in the oven. Take all you want for your dinner
ZAWORUDO: is pizza all you eat in this country??
TokenStraight: eat or leave sir 🔫
ZAWORUDO: I eat 😦
TheGoldenSucc: right, we'll be going dad. Don't break anything while we're out
ZAWORUDO: don't worry ugly mob boss
TheGoldenSucc: what
ZAWORUDO: what
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"Oi, Giorno! Over here, you blind, italian fuck!"
Oh, great...
"Does he always talk to you like that?!" Narancia whispered between giggles, as Giorno finally started walking over to where his nephew was waiting.
"It's mandatory, at this point. Don't worry, he's not aggressive or anyth-..." ...right. The warning. "Listen, you guys-" The blonde suddenly stopped, turning to the group, and lowering his mask, "Josuke can be friends with literally anyone, AS LONG as you don't make fun of his hair."
Abbacchio chuckled, "His hair?"
"Looks like beef from here..."
"Or a boot."
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FanfictionAyy a Golden Wind chatfic! Where the crack is on fire, and everyone is alive and living together! 😃 This takes place in modern times btw🧍♀️ There will be chapters with a normal fic format. I made this so I could live with myself, after being abso...
