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"We Need A Free Day"

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TokenStraight: WE DON'T HAVE FOOOOODDDDD

EmoGworl: GO BUY IT

TokenStraight: I CANNOT

EmoGworl: WHY CAN YOU NOT

TokenStraight: because the cops stopped me at the beginning of the street, when I was on MY BIKE???

Girlboss: So??? They have the right to stop you

TokenStraight: ON MY BIKE???

Pudding: IF IT HAS WHEELS, IT'S A VEHICLE

TokenStraight: huh. The man said exactly that
TokenStraight: but guess who I saw!

DaMan: Leonardo DiCaprio?

TokenStraight: no?
TokenStraight: guys we're not doing this again, I SAW JOSUKE

TheGoldenSucc: ohh really? Was he shopping?

TokenStraight: nop, he was with the cop that stopped me
TokenStraight: I think he was like watching what he was doing or smt

EmoGworl: wait I don't even know how I forgot to ask him this, but why is he in the ITALIAN police academy, if he's JAPANESE?

TheGoldenSucc: him and Okuyasu are thinking about moving to Italy permanently if they like it here. It's just closer to everything

MommyShark: aww good for them

Pudding: btw Narancia, where the hell have you been?? You were gone the whole afternoon

TokenStraight: okay you know how you people once said that you wanted new bags because yall's were dirty and old?

Girlboss: OH MY GOD FR????

EmoGworl: NARANCIA THAT'S THE NICEST THING YOUVE EVER DONE FOR US!

TokenStraight: That's right, I bought a duck!

TheGoldenSucc:

EmoGworl:

MommyShark:

DaMan:

Girlboss:

Pudding:
Pudding: huh.

EmoGworl: like... for dinner?

TokenStraight: FUCK NO, WE'RE NOT EATING REX

DaMan: MF YOU NAMED HIM REX???💀💀💀

Pudding: NARANCIA WHY WOULD YOU BUY A PET DUCK???

TokenStraight: because I'm very lonely lately!! He's our friend now!

Girlboss: oi and is that our fault??

TokenStraight: did I blame you??

Girlboss: you know what, fair enough

MommyShark: Narancia, we're not keeping a damn duck

TokenStraight: why not?? Our garden has a tiny lake!

EmoGworl: he'll be lonely, and it will be one more thing for us to take care of

DaMan: yeah, you're already enough of a pet, Narancia💀

TokenStraight: says the guy who filmed a video of himself drying off in Giorno's sheets

Pudding: I'm traumatized...

TokenStraight: also, if he's lonely, we just need to get another duck! Rex Junior here I come!

EmoGworl: NO

MommyShark: STOP

Pudding: NO NARANCIA

DaMan: @/TheGoldenSucc dude, tell him to stop! It's your villa!

TokenStraight: oh you're trying to convince him? Good luck with that

EmoGworl: what d
EmoGworl: what does that mean..?

MommyShark:
MommyShark: don't tell me that he

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TokenStraight: he's already in love with the damn duck

EmoGworl: GOD DAMN IT GIORNO, WHAT'S YOUR THING WITH ANIMALS????

TheGoldenSucc: I'm vegan from now on. My vampirism can take it. Rex is our friend now.

Girlboss: Narancia what did you do😭😭😭

MommyShark: Giorno let's not keep the duck😭

TheGoldenSucc: I don't have the heart to send him back, he's still a baby☹️
TheGoldenSucc: he's the cutest thing that my hands ever held...
TheGoldenSucc: he's so tiny...
TheGoldenSucc: OH MY GOD IM GONNA PUT  A FLOWER ON HIS HEAD!!
TheGoldenSucc:
TheGoldenSucc: LOOK!!!
TheGoldenSucc: 1 attachment.

Pudding: Giogio😭

EmoGworl: okay, I'm not staying in a villa in which a duck is also a resident

Girlboss: there's an actual turtle living here

EmoGworl: AT LEAST THE TURTLE IS POSSESSED BY A HUMAN BEING

TheGoldenSucc: okay you're free to leave

EmoGworl: what

TheGoldenSucc: if anyone here has an issue with Rex, they are more than free to leave. I'm adopting this tiny creature
TheGoldenSucc: Narancia, you're an angel sent from up above. Thank you for this

TokenStraight:
TokenStraight: you know, I was only kidding about adopting a duck
TokenStraight: but hell yeah!! Rex is now part of our famiglia!

DaMan: NARANCIA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE IM GONNA KILL YOU

TheGoldenSucc: Trish, where's that tiny hat we put on Polnareff on last year's Halloween??

Girlboss: uhhhhh in your desk in the very corner??

TheGoldenSucc:
TheGoldenSucc: look at him.
TheGoldenSucc: 1 attachment.

Pudding:
Pudding: okay the damn thing is adorable

MommyShark: damn it

EmoGworl:
EmoGworl: I'll make tiny costumes for him

TheGoldenSucc: I'm so happy😭😭

DaMan: amazing how a duck is more loved than I am

TokenStraight: shut up Mista, this isn't about you

DaMan: wow😾

TokenStraight: I'm kidding dude, we love you

DaMan: not as much as I love this duck

Girlboss: I swear I'll cook the damn thing tonight

TheGoldenSucc: STOPH

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