"We Need A Free Day"
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TokenStraight: WE DON'T HAVE FOOOOODDDDD
EmoGworl: GO BUY IT
TokenStraight: I CANNOT
EmoGworl: WHY CAN YOU NOT
TokenStraight: because the cops stopped me at the beginning of the street, when I was on MY BIKE???
Girlboss: So??? They have the right to stop you
TokenStraight: ON MY BIKE???
Pudding: IF IT HAS WHEELS, IT'S A VEHICLE
TokenStraight: huh. The man said exactly that
TokenStraight: but guess who I saw!DaMan: Leonardo DiCaprio?
TokenStraight: no?
TokenStraight: guys we're not doing this again, I SAW JOSUKETheGoldenSucc: ohh really? Was he shopping?
TokenStraight: nop, he was with the cop that stopped me
TokenStraight: I think he was like watching what he was doing or smtEmoGworl: wait I don't even know how I forgot to ask him this, but why is he in the ITALIAN police academy, if he's JAPANESE?
TheGoldenSucc: him and Okuyasu are thinking about moving to Italy permanently if they like it here. It's just closer to everything
MommyShark: aww good for them
Pudding: btw Narancia, where the hell have you been?? You were gone the whole afternoon
TokenStraight: okay you know how you people once said that you wanted new bags because yall's were dirty and old?
Girlboss: OH MY GOD FR????
EmoGworl: NARANCIA THAT'S THE NICEST THING YOUVE EVER DONE FOR US!
TokenStraight: That's right, I bought a duck!
TheGoldenSucc:
EmoGworl:
MommyShark:
DaMan:
Girlboss:
Pudding:
Pudding: huh.EmoGworl: like... for dinner?
TokenStraight: FUCK NO, WE'RE NOT EATING REX
DaMan: MF YOU NAMED HIM REX???💀💀💀
Pudding: NARANCIA WHY WOULD YOU BUY A PET DUCK???
TokenStraight: because I'm very lonely lately!! He's our friend now!
Girlboss: oi and is that our fault??
TokenStraight: did I blame you??
Girlboss: you know what, fair enough
MommyShark: Narancia, we're not keeping a damn duck
TokenStraight: why not?? Our garden has a tiny lake!
EmoGworl: he'll be lonely, and it will be one more thing for us to take care of
DaMan: yeah, you're already enough of a pet, Narancia💀
TokenStraight: says the guy who filmed a video of himself drying off in Giorno's sheets
Pudding: I'm traumatized...
TokenStraight: also, if he's lonely, we just need to get another duck! Rex Junior here I come!
EmoGworl: NO
MommyShark: STOP
Pudding: NO NARANCIA
DaMan: @/TheGoldenSucc dude, tell him to stop! It's your villa!
TokenStraight: oh you're trying to convince him? Good luck with that
EmoGworl: what d
EmoGworl: what does that mean..?MommyShark:
MommyShark: don't tell me that heTokenStraight: 1 attachment.
TokenStraight: he's already in love with the damn duckEmoGworl: GOD DAMN IT GIORNO, WHAT'S YOUR THING WITH ANIMALS????
TheGoldenSucc: I'm vegan from now on. My vampirism can take it. Rex is our friend now.
Girlboss: Narancia what did you do😭😭😭
MommyShark: Giorno let's not keep the duck😭
TheGoldenSucc: I don't have the heart to send him back, he's still a baby☹️
TheGoldenSucc: he's the cutest thing that my hands ever held...
TheGoldenSucc: he's so tiny...
TheGoldenSucc: OH MY GOD IM GONNA PUT A FLOWER ON HIS HEAD!!
TheGoldenSucc:
TheGoldenSucc: LOOK!!!
TheGoldenSucc: 1 attachment.Pudding: Giogio😭
EmoGworl: okay, I'm not staying in a villa in which a duck is also a resident
Girlboss: there's an actual turtle living here
EmoGworl: AT LEAST THE TURTLE IS POSSESSED BY A HUMAN BEING
TheGoldenSucc: okay you're free to leave
EmoGworl: what
TheGoldenSucc: if anyone here has an issue with Rex, they are more than free to leave. I'm adopting this tiny creature
TheGoldenSucc: Narancia, you're an angel sent from up above. Thank you for thisTokenStraight:
TokenStraight: you know, I was only kidding about adopting a duck
TokenStraight: but hell yeah!! Rex is now part of our famiglia!DaMan: NARANCIA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE IM GONNA KILL YOU
TheGoldenSucc: Trish, where's that tiny hat we put on Polnareff on last year's Halloween??
Girlboss: uhhhhh in your desk in the very corner??
TheGoldenSucc:
TheGoldenSucc: look at him.
TheGoldenSucc: 1 attachment.Pudding:
Pudding: okay the damn thing is adorableMommyShark: damn it
EmoGworl:
EmoGworl: I'll make tiny costumes for himTheGoldenSucc: I'm so happy😭😭
DaMan: amazing how a duck is more loved than I am
TokenStraight: shut up Mista, this isn't about you
DaMan: wow😾
TokenStraight: I'm kidding dude, we love you
DaMan: not as much as I love this duck
Girlboss: I swear I'll cook the damn thing tonight
TheGoldenSucc: STOPH
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