Passione Groupchat

Puberty Pt.2

"We Need A Free Day"

MommyShark: is everything okay with Mista?

Girlboss: fr, he looks so distant

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TheGoldenSucc: he's learning his lesson.

EmoGworl: what did he do now?

TheGoldenSucc: he saw something and he wants to tell all of you about it. I'm teaching him to mind his own business

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DaMan: life lost all its meaning

TokenStraight: dude just keep it cool💀

Girlboss: yeah don't tell us the juicy and hot tea

EmoGworl: yeah I'm not curious at all

DaMan: hmMMMMMM
DaMan: GIOGIOOOOO

TheGoldenSucc: NO MISTA, KEEP IT SHUT

EmoGworl: I believe in you Mista

Pudding: come on Mista, you can do it

Girlboss: don't type any juicy details

TheGoldenSucc: WOULD YOU THREE QUIT IT??

DaMan: nGGHHHHHH

TheGoldenSucc: MISTA, YOU'RE FIRED IF YOU EVEN TYPE ANYTHING
TheGoldenSucc: I SWEAR I'LL USE GER ON YOU

DaMan:

EmoGworl: man...

MommyShark: anyways I'll go back to Narancia

Girlboss: what the hell happened to him this time?

TokenStraight: it seems worse than it is, trust me

MommyShark: he stuck his dick in the microwave

EmoGworl: MF ARE YOU TRYING TO GET CANCER????

Girlboss: OH MY GOD

Pudding: he grows stupider everytime

EmoGworl: he's regressing I swear...

TokenStraight: I feel okay though

EmoGworl: RADIATION NARANCIA

Pudding: WHY DID YOU EVEN DO THAT

TokenStraight: I WAS BORED

DaMan: GIOGIO WAS MAKING OUT WITH GER IN HIS OFFICE

TheGoldenSucc: MISTA

Pudding: HABSHSHSH

EmoGworl: SO RANDOMABS

Girlboss: WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU PEOPLE???

DaMan: I COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE IM SORRY

TheGoldenSucc: CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE FIRED

DaMan: GIOGIO😭😭😭😭

MommyShark: I think it's infected

Girlboss: Mista's sanity?

MommyShark: Narancia's dick

EmoGworl: okay everyone shut up, there's a lot to unpack here
EmoGworl: first off, Narancia why

TokenStraight: again, I was bored and curious

Pudding: so this was just a result of your teenage stupidity?

TokenStraight: I'm not a teenager anymore! I'm an adult!

Pudding: THAT MAKES IT EVEN WORSE

TheGoldenSucc: if push comes to shove, I'll pay for everything
TheGoldenSucc: as always

MommyShark: and don't think you escaped from this, Giorno. If you want to be intimate with GER at least lock the door

TheGoldenSucc: I told you this once, and I'll tell you again
TheGoldenSucc: I don't make out with GER
TheGoldenSucc: GER makes out with ME

EmoGworl: how does that even happen???

TheGoldenSucc: I don't know??? He likes affection, I think????

DaMan: there were hands and tongue and everything😭

TheGoldenSucc: I ALREADY TOLD YOU, YOU'RE FIRED MISTA

DaMan: Therefore, I can say whatever I want!
DaMan: did you know that Giogio sleeps with a stuffed star? It's the cutest shit ever!

TheGoldenSucc: THAT'S NOT SOMETHING TO BE ASHAMED OF

DaMan: THEN STOP GETTING SO DEFENSIVE LMAO

Pudding: it's okay Giogio! Making out with GER isn't that bad!

TokenStraight: again, bro speaks from experience

Pudding: yeah
Pudding: WAIT NO

TokenStraight: BAHABSHAB

EmoGworl: 💀💀💀

Pudding: okay yeah...

Girlboss: I LOVE THIS TEAM ASJSJAJNSS
Girlboss: how does it feel to make out with GER, Fugo?

Pudding: it's weird, but a good weird
Pudding: WAIT WHY AM I EVEN TELLING YOU THIS

MommyShark: okay so first things first, Narancia we're calling a doctor

TokenStraight: WAIT WHAT WHY

MommyShark: BECAUSE THAT AMOUNT OF RADIATION CAN CAUSE YOU TESTICULAR CANCER, AND I DONT WANT YOU TO HAVE CANCER

TokenStraight: man...

MommyShark: second, Giorno, lock your door next time

TheGoldenSucc: HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOCK

DaMan: THE DOOR WAS UNLOCKED😭😭

TheGoldenSucc: IT'S STILL MY OFFICE!!!,#&@

DaMan: am I really fired Giogio? :<

TheGoldenSucc:
TheGoldenSucc: you know that I can't bring myself to do that, even if I wanted to...

DaMan: I knew you loved me too much😼

EmoGworl: puberty at last

MommyShark: third off, Mista you need to stop spilling other people's secrets

DaMan: I'll try my best mom...

TokenStraight: I stapled my tongue!

MommyShark: I turn my gaze away from him for ONE SECOND-