Passione Groupchat

A Smurf With WHAT

"We Need A Free Day"

MommyShark: alright, it's that time of the year
MommyShark: who's coming to church?

Doraemon: I'll go, I need to purify myself from what I saw yesterday

TheGoldenSucc: I get so scared when yall say that something traumatized you and don't proceed to explain what

Doraemon: bro last night I caught Narancia painting his body BLUE WITH A SHARPIE
Doraemon: LIKE FROM FOREHEAD TO TOE
Doraemon: NOT A SINGLE PART WAS LEFT OUT
Doraemon: HE WAS AN ALIEN

Pudding: when you say "not a single part was left out" do you mean that....

Doraemon: yes. The first trauma was seeing him completely naked. The second one was seeing a blue creature screaming in pain, rolling on the floor, BECAUSE YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO PAINT YOUR BODY WITH SHARPIES

⁉️: I WANTED TO TRY

MommyShark: that explains why he didn't come down for breakfast

EmoGworl: NARANCIA THAT'S GOING TO STAIN YOUR BODY FOR A SHIT LONG TIME

Pudding: AND HE CAN GET SKIN CANCER?!?!

⁉️: I'm not like other girls... I'm worse🤩✨️

TheGoldenSucc: I need to put you in a psych ward...

⁉️: sorry for being annoying, guys. But it will happen again
⁉️: so deal with it🕺

EmoGworl: you
EmoGworl: you bring me such psychological pain...

⁉️: I'm also going to church btw

MommyShark: God no, people will look at you and run away, thinking that Satan is amongst them

Pudding: listen, I'm not religious. But Narancia truly makes me believe in the existence of Satan

MommyShark: btw where's Trish? Does she want to come?

⁉️: UH
⁉️: SHE
⁉️: SHES IN HER ROOM
⁉️: SHES NOT FEELING SO WELL

MommyShark: oh?
MommyShark: I'm gonna check on her then

⁉️: NO

MommyShark:

⁉️: I I mean
⁉️: no need
⁉️: she's probably asleep
⁉️: don't wanna wake her up

MommyShark: too bad I'm already here
MommyShark:
MommyShark: she's hiding under the covers, she's gonna asphyxiate oh
MommyShark:
MommyShark: Narancia.
MommyShark: what is this.

⁉️: Tttrish??

MommyShark: "Trish" has an erection, Narancia.

⁉️: man...

EmoGworl: HELP????

MommyShark: OH MY GOD WHO BROUGHT CARNE BACK

⁉️: Listen Bucciarati, I felt bad for the poor guy
⁉️: he was doing drugs in fucking Switzerland :(

MommyShark: NARANCIA HE SLAPPED YOU ACROSS THE FACE
MommyShark: I hope God curses that damn man
MommyShark: I'll take care of this later, WHERE IS MY DAUGHTER

⁉️: She slept at a friend's house
⁉️: she's fine, don't worry

MommyShark: I'll call her after church, everybody who's coming, go get ready

⁉️: oh I'm all ready!

MommyShark: YOU'RE NOT COMING YOU SMURF

⁉️: :(
⁉️: but I put my best suit on :((

Doraemon: Nara, you're going to a church, not a wedding

⁉️: yeah well, when you go to meet with God, you gotta look nice!
⁉️: even if you look like a Smurf
⁉️: you gotta look cute so nobody knows you don't know the multiplication table🤌

Pudding: say that to your teacher
Pudding: by the way, I'm staying here with Abba

TheGoldenSucc: well I might as well go

EmoGworl: you guys have a good time. Unfortunately, I will stay home with a kid that barely makes any noise, and knows how to control himself. Just me, my music, and my magazines. What a saddened sight. I couldn't be more sad.
EmoGworl:
EmoGworl: what are you people still doing here? Off you go now

MommyShark: you are the sweetest, I love you

⁉️: is u for real bro??💀
⁉️: you know what?
⁉️: just because of that one, I'll draw dicks with three testicles on your face during your sleep!

TheGoldenSucc: that's... oddly specific...

Pudding: do you need to go to the doctor Nara..?

MommyShark: I'm telling you, he got testicular cancer from that one time he put his balls in the microwave

⁉️: a Smurf with three testicles, love that🤩