Passione Groupchat

Gossip Girl but wth happened

"We Need A Free Day"

DaMan: I have TEA☕️

MommyShark: I'm pretty sure that's the coffee emoji

DaMan: no, it's tea

MommyShark: it's coffee
MommyShark: this is tea 🍵

DaMan: that's soup Bucci🤨

MommyShark: okay, Mista

TokenStraight: anyways spill the tea sis 😍🍵

DaMan: GUESS
DaMan: WHAT I SAW
DaMan: WHEN THE ASSASSINATION TEAM CAME BACK FROM THEIR MISSION

TokenStraight: NO CLUE😃

DaMan: GUESS

TokenStraight: I DONT KNOW😃

DaMan: GUESS

TokenStraight: JUST SAY IT

DaMan:
DaMan: now that I think of it, it's not that surprising

TokenStraight: JUST SAY IT DUDE

DaMan: Melone and Ghiaccio were making out, yeah the tea is not that hot

EmoGworl: yes, it is???
EmoGworl: since when are those guys not straight??

Girlboss: oh please, Abba
Girlboss: Melone would fuck a chair if he had the chance

DaMan: yeah and those two have known each other since forever, it was kind of meant to be🙄

Girlboss: awww like the childhood friends to lovers trope😍

MommyShark: Trish, you're spending way too much time with teenage girls

Girlboss: well duh, I'm in high-school now!
Girlboss: it's so nice!

TokenStraight: I don't care about your friendships, just tell me about your grades 🔫

Girlboss: they're good, I promise!!

EmoGworl: anyways back to the topic at hand, I truly wasn't expecting those two to have a thing for each other

DaMan: anything can happen at this point 🤷‍♂️

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Pudding: you guys have nothing to do with their love lives

TheGoldenSucc: agreed.

DaMan: oh come on, man! It's fun to conspire about other people's lives

TheGoldenSucc: well, would you like it if I went ahead and talked about your life on your back?

DaMan: if I don't know about it, sure! Why not?

Pudding: god damn it, Mista

TokenStraight: listen, we're not talking shit about them! So it's fine!

TheGoldenSucc: whatever you say, just make sure you keep it between yourselves. We'd have a problem if Ghiaccio went off the deep end. Again.

Girlboss: the trauma....

DaMan: fine... will do, boss 🙄

TheGoldenSucc: anyways, we're leaving in an hour, so you better start getting your stuff ready.

Pudding: oh yeah, Giogio!
Pudding: I need to talk to you about the situation

TheGoldenSucc: okay okay, come to my office then.

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MommyShark:

Girlboss:

EmoGworl:

TokenStraight:

DaMan:
DaMan: okay I think we need to talk about the very obvious elephant in the room

TokenStraight: agreed, but Giorno just scolded us for talking about people on their backs. Imagine what he'll do when he finds out we've been talking about him🗿

MommyShark: I don't think he would mind to a certain extent
MommyShark: if we're going to talk about what I think we're going to talk about, I don't think he'll be too happy about it

DaMan: we're already testing the waters. He'll see this later anyways, might as well talk about it

TokenStraight: okay, I'll go straight to the point then
TokenStraight: Giogio, if you're reading this, we love you, and we totally support your relationship with Panna

DaMan: WAIT WHAT
DaMan: I WAS GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT WE FOUND HIM SNEAKING AROUND THE KITCHEN LAST NIGHT???

TokenStraight: oh
TokenStraight:
TokenStraight: was I the only one who noticed, then?

EmoGworl: no, I kind of had a feeling
EmoGworl: teenagers like to date each other, whether they're mafiosi or not

DaMan: my man, you and Bucci are dating too and you're adults💀

EmoGworl: but this isn't about me, Mista

Girlboss: I just wish they'd come out and say it

MommyShark: I mean, think about the position they're in. I understand why they keep it a secret

EmoGworl: yeah it's the boss of Passione, and his secretary. I think it's pretty obvious why they don't just "come out and say it"

Girlboss: I guess but still
Girlboss: they could keep it between us :(

TokenStraight: I can already hear the sermon Giogio will give us, after he reads these texts 💀

DaMan: naaahhh we'll be fine! He's very understanding, right?
DaMan:
DaMan: right?😟

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DaMan: Giorno..?
DaMan:

TokenStraight: b-boss..?😃

Girlboss: Giogio, you know we like you a lot, right?😁

MommyShark: Giorno, before you burst a blood vessel, understand that

EmoGworl: that Nara started all of this

TokenStraight: GIORNO IN MY DEFENSE IM 17, I LIKE TO GOSSIP OKAY??
TokenStraight: please don't cut off my salary 😀

Pudding: nARANCIAAAGHHHHH!!!@@!>×*

TokenStraight: uh-oh