"We Need A Free Day"
DaMan: man, waking up at 8 pm is just the weirdest shit ever
DaMan: "Oh, let's have breakfast!" at the time we're supposed to have DINNER?!💀
TokenStraight: I agree, shit's weird🗿
TheGoldenSucc: again guys I'm so sorry for this. And I'm also sorry you had to see me like that, yesterday
MommyShark: hey Giogio, it's fine. None of this is your fault. We're glad your fever was nothing worth worrying over
TheGoldenSucc: @/ZAWORUDO I just don't understand why we can't keep our normal schedule? You said I'm fine with the sun to a certain extent, so...
ZAWORUDO: oh you won't keep this schedule forever
Pudding: HALLELUJAH
TheGoldenSucc: then... for how long?
ZAWORUDO:
ZAWORUDO: @/Girlboss when do you have your period?
Girlboss: I'M SORRY WHY IS MY PERIOD A CONSTANT SUBJECT THESE PAST FEW DAYS?!
ZAWORUDO: a week every month, right?
Girlboss: urgh YES a week every month
ZAWORUDO: @/TheGoldenSucc there's your answer. It's just that so your skin can rest for a while
TheGoldenSucc: man...
ZAWORUDO: You think that's bad??? Imagine me, who can't go outside during the day AT ALL
EmoGworl: oh boo-hoo! Poor you!
TheGoldenSucc: you're right, I'm sorry, padre
EmoGworl: and to think that there was a point where I thought you were getting the requiem of the requiem 💀
TokenStraight: man... can you imagine having a requiem??
DaMan: my requiem would probably transform my gun into a whole ass bazooka 🤝
TokenStraight: mine would transform my plane into a combat jet or some shit💀💀
Girlboss: hmmmm I wonder what mine would be
TokenStraight: probably make every surface infinitely soft and make them indestructible
Girlboss: boooorinnggggg
DaMan: Panna's would be a nuclear bomb of virus
Pudding: oh god no
TokenStraight: Abbacchio would be able to recreate moments from the beginning of the universe 💀
DaMan: mf would show us the big bang
Girlboss: he would change science forever
EmoGworl: I'm all powerful and all mighty
TokenStraight: then Bucciaratiiii hmm...
DaMan: Bucciarati would be able to open zippers from one side of the Earth to the other
TokenStraight: bro would separate the poles
TheGoldenSucc: I don't think you people understand what a requiem is🗿
EmoGworl: shhHHhhhh stop ruining the moment
TheGoldenSucc: but it's true! The requiem comes from your current deepest desire!
DaMan: then mine would be infinite oreos
TheGoldenSucc: WHO KNOWS???
Girlboss: can I ask a totally unrelated question?
MommyShark: of course
Girlboss: why don't we add Sheila E to the gc?🚶♀️
TheGoldenSucc: I
TheGoldenSucc:
TheGoldenSucc: I never thought of that-
DaMan: I asked her if she wanted to join, when the gc was created. She said no.
TokenStraight: too bad, she's joining
TokenStraight added SheilaE.
SheilaE: no.
1 participant has left the chat.
TokenStraight: okay then
DaMan: lmao I wanna try
DaMan added SheilaE.
SheilaE: stop it.
1 participant has left the chat.
DaMan added SheilaE.
SheilaE: god damn it, stop that!
DaMan: stay. This is an order
SheilaE: no.
DaMan: fair enough
DaMan: btw change your name
SheilaE: I'm not staying.
TheGoldenSucc: you are🥺
SheilaE: okay.
Pudding: lol bye
1 participant is now offline.
TokenStraight: lol
DaMan: change it.
SheilaE: change what?
DaMan: your name
SheilaE: no.
Girlboss: pleeaaaseeeeeeee
SheilaE: what do I even change it to?
EmoGworl:
EmoGworl: literally smash your head on the keyboard
SheilaE: okay.
SheilaE has changed their name to jsuwjajd.
Jsuwjajd: is this good?
EmoGworl: I didn't mean it literally-
Jsuwjajd: you said "literally".
EmoGworl:
EmoGworl: I legit cannot argue with this chick.
ZAWORUDO: oh hi, Sheila!
Jsuwjajd: hi, Mr Brando.
TokenStraight: OH COME ON
TokenStraight: I'M BARANCIA, FUGO IS FUNGUS, ABBACCHIO IS AVOCADO, WHY IS SHEILA SO NORMAL???
ZAWORUDO: I thought your name was Barancia?
TokenStraight: IT'S NARANCIA, WITH AN M
TokenStraight: N**
MommyShark: Jesus
Jsuwjajd: I hate this, I'm leaving.
TheGoldenSucc: NOOOOO
1 participant has left the chat.
TheGoldenSucc: worth the shot. She's coming again tomorrow, I know it
(She never joined the groupchat again.)
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FanfictionAyy a Golden Wind chatfic! Where the crack is on fire, and everyone is alive and living together! 😃 This takes place in modern times btw🧍♀️ There will be chapters with a normal fic format. I made this so I could live with myself, after being abso...
