"Guard Squad🥺🤲"
Carne🥺: brooo yall have no idea what I just found in Cioccolata's room
GimmeUrToes: HHOW DID YOU GET INTO MY ROOM????
Carne🥺: dude, I have the keys
GimmeUrToes: bro who gave you those keys??
GimmeUrToes: ur not supposed to have KEYS
GimmeUrToes: who gave you the damn keys, CUZ IM LIVING IN DANGER APPARENTLY
Carne🥺: chillax bro I stole them from you, anyways
Squash💅: omg...
Carne🥺: I found a bunch of old photos os his'
Carne🥺: look
Carne🥺: 1 attachment.
Titz: HOLY SHIIIITTTT LOOK AT YOU CIOCCOLATA
Squash💅: BRO WAS IN HIS EMO PHASE
GimmeUrToes: correction: the emo phase was over long ago. The emos had their hair down, I had my hair up
Carne🥺: bro was already hot before having a job
GimmeUrToes: tf do you mean, that pic was taken when I had a job already, EVERYTHING IS WRONG IN YOUR SENTENCES
Woof: why were your eyes so damn wide?!
Squash💅: were you high in this picture?
GimmeUrToes:
GimmeUrToes: most likely
Titz: dude it looks like you were auditioning for the Simpsons, my God...
GimmeUrToes: why?
GimmeUrToes: oh it's cuz I'm kinda yellowish
GimmeUrToes: look, I was sick at the time okay??
Carne🥺: but it looks like you were trying to seduce someone
Carne🥺: why were your lips so plump??
GimmeUrToes: why is your name Carne?
Carne🥺: idk man it just is
GimmeUrToes: exactly
Carne🥺: anyways, here's another one
Carne🥺: 1 attachment.
Titz: holy shit, that's Don Giovanna!
GimmeUrToes: yeah that was the day of our ceremony
Squash💅: wwwooooowwww look at you all dolled up!
GimmeUrToes: thanks, I try
Woof: oh look! There's us in the background!
Titz: ah... sweet long hair of mine...
Squash💅: I just noticed the boss' face💀
Woof: he's trying so hard not to laugh, even I can tell
Carne🥺: well yeah, you people were fighting over a CHAIR in the background
GimmeUrToes: I don't think he was bothered by that
GimmeUrToes: I can't read the guy anyway
Titz: nobody can. Actually, I think only Mista is able to read him like a book. Not even Fugo can do it
Carne🥺: that's so weird doe
Carne🥺:
Carne🥺: OMG LOOK AT THIS ONE
Carne🥺: 1 attachment.
Titz: OMFG THAT'S SECCO ISN'T IT??!
Squash💅: HOLY CRAP DUDE I FORGOT HOW YOU LOOKED LIKE WITHOUT THE MASK🗿🗿🗿
Woof: is that a good thing or a bad thing you sons of
Woof:
Woof: ditches
GimmeUrToes: you want bitches
Woof: oh
Titz: it's a good thing, don't worry Secco
GimmeUrToes: that was on the first day of our jobs. God I used to be so hot...
Squash💅:
Squash💅: sure
Titz: all jokes aside, Secco looks so cute ☆^☆
GimmeUrToes: he doeesss, doesn't he??
Woof: ehhehe
Carne🥺: aw man this is the last one
Carne🥺: 1 attachment.
Squash💅: why do you have a picture with Fugo?
GimmeUrToes: remember the day he supposedly came back?
Squash💅: oh that was the day?
GimmeUrToes: yeah, he still had the mask back then, see?
Squash💅: riiight, when did he stop using it?
GimmeUrToes: I think when he became less insecure about that scar he has
GimmeUrToes: don't ask me how he got it, mf gets in too much trouble with his own Stand
Titz: that still doesn't explain why you have a picture with him
GimmeUrToes: idk tbh
Carne🥺: I found HIS FEET PICS!!
Woof: THOSE ARE MINE, MINE!!!!!!
GimmeUrToes: Secco-
Woof: FEET‼️‼️‼️
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FanfictionAyy a Golden Wind chatfic! Where the crack is on fire, and everyone is alive and living together! 😃 This takes place in modern times btw🧍♀️ There will be chapters with a normal fic format. I made this so I could live with myself, after being abso...
