"We Need A Free Day"
DaMan: Abbacchio why are you being more insufferable than you normally are?
EmoGworl: oh shut it Mista
MommyShark: are you still mad at me??
EmoGworl: do you guys see anything? I only read gibberish
TheGoldenSucc: I'd go to an ophthalmologist, if that's the case
EmoGworl: you're equally annoying, shut up
TokenStraight: this is the first time I see Abba mad at Bruno??? How intriguing!
Pudding: nice! You managed to spell "intriguing" correctly!
TokenStraight: I've been practicing! :D
Girlboss: @/MommyShark what happened?
MommyShark: I swear I don't know
EmoGworl: bro I was trying to be fucking romantic but NOOOOOO
EmoGworl: GOD FORBID ME BEING A LITTLE NICE
DaMan: Nice Abbacchio scares me
EmoGworl: I am going to annihilate you.
MommyShark: you said my hands were cold!!
EmoGworl: YES I WAS SAYING THAT SO I'D WARM YOU UP WHILE WE HELD HANDS!!
MommyShark: but persistently cold hands could be a warning sign of nerve damage, blood flow problems, or tissue damage in the hands or fingers!!
TokenStraight: bro copied and pasted the doctor's dictionary💀
Pudding: YOU SPELLED "DICTIONARY" CORRECTLY, I THINK IM GONNA CRY
DaMan: Bucciarati casually telling Abbacchio he's actually anemic💀
MommyShark: that's why I was worried!
EmoGworl: this mf started panicking over this fucking comment! I literally will give up on trying to be romantic
TheGoldenSucc: welcome to my world
Pudding: OI
MommyShark: Abba, I promise I didn't mean to make you feel bad. I'm sorry if I did. Can you forgive me, tesoro?
EmoGworl: of course I can, I'm not a baby throwing a tantrum
MommyShark: there there, love
EmoGworl: I'm a big man.
DaMan: yes you are, Abba.
TokenStraight: goodness gracious, this made me worried on astronomical levels💀
Pudding:
Pudding: okay what the fuck.
TokenStraight: I spent an entire afternoon reading synonyms for "big"
TokenStraight: cosmical, humongous, elephantine, immense, galactic, himalayan, massive, oceanic, pharaonic, cosmopolitan, gigantesque, and many more
DaMan: WOW I don't even know those many words💀
Girlboss: bro entered a superlative state of mind💀
Pudding: who are you and what have you done to our Narancia??
TokenStraight: dude, I just practiced like you told me to!
Pudding: I'm
Pudding: I'm so proud...
Pudding: is this what Bucciarati feels when he looks at us?
MommyShark: I'm so proud of my kids
TheGoldenSucc: I'm absolutely sure he copied and pasted the Wikipedia
TheGoldenSucc: I bet my bottom dollar that he went on the internet and searched for "synonyms of the word big"
TokenStraight: what are you saying??? Now I can't be smart??
TheGoldenSucc: no, you can. I'm just skeptical
TokenStraight: I don't know what that word means, but it sounds bad!
Pudding: at least there's still a bit of old Narancia alive
TokenStraight: bro this is all thanks to you! You're the best teacher in the world!
Pudding: thanks, but coming from you, that's not a compliment.
TokenStraight: man.
TheGoldenSucc: I'm telling you, something smells fishy here
TokenStraight: bro I'm not that idiotic, chill💀
TheGoldenSucc: no, you're not idiotic. You're just generally unintelligent. There's a difference between being smart and intelligent. You are very smart, I'll give you that. But academically speaking, we both know you're a stain who's trying his best
TokenStraight: MF CAN'T YOU BE ANYMORE PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE💀💀
TheGoldenSucc: I can.
TokenStraight: okay.
Pudding: that's true, but it doesn't matter! I'm still proud of you, Nara!
TokenStraight: thanks, Panna! I'm so glad our study sessions came into consummation/https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/complete.synonyms
TokenStraight:
TokenStraight: how strange, it created a link...
Pudding:
TokenStraight:
TokenStraight: Panna?
TheGoldenSucc: told you he copied and pasted
TheGoldenSucc: also, Nara, for future reference: if you're gonna use a word you don't know, at least do your research first.
TokenStraight: whawhat are you talking about
TheGoldenSucc: consummation is not only a synonym for "complete", but it's also the first act of intercourse in a relationship, usually after marriage.
TokenStraight:
TokenStraight: what's intercourse?
TheGoldenSucc:
TheGoldenSucc: sex, Narancia. It's sex
TheGoldenSucc: coitus, reproduction, love-making, make whoopee, have one's way with, fornication, pata-pata, mating
Girlboss: PATA-PATA???
DaMan: WHOOPEE???
EmoGworl: I'm gonna ignore the fact that you know those many synonyms for "sex"
TheGoldenSucc: I actually learn words.
TokenStraight: oi I tried to learn them too!
Pudding:
TokenStraight: Panna, I'm sorry, I won't do it again
Pudding: I feel betrayed on cosmical levels.
TokenStraight: I'm sorry☹️
Pudding: I'll forgive you if you tell me the antonym of "unornamented" in less than 5 seconds
TokenStraight: UH
TokenStraight: UHHH
Pudding: WRONG ANSWER FUCKER
TokenStraight: GAAADAHGĚJ
Girlboss:
Girlboss: I think I heard the boom-boom of a bazooka
EmoGworl: slayed.
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