"Underpaid Team😨"
Mamalone: I LOST IT
Cheese: YOUR DIGNITY??
Ham: YOUR WILL TO LIVE??
NoMilkIce: YOUR EYE??
Mamalone: WHAT DO YALL HAVE AGAINST ME???
Mamalone: I LOST FURFUR
Elsa: YOU LOST FURFUR???
HatGoesHahaFunny: I'm sorry, who the hell is Furfur?
Mamalone: the dog that lives on the ditch, next to our apartment
HatGoesHahaFunny: YOU CALLED IT FURFUR???
GenderfluidMirror: I did
GenderfluidMirror: it's adorable
GenderfluidMirror: it's Furfur!
Mamalone: yeah so I took it for a walk, but when I called it back it never came!!
Pineapple: where did you go to?
Mamalone: the park T____T
Ham: then it's probably still there, unless it left through the gate that... very rarely opens...
Cheese: people have to jump through the fence to enter. Poor people parks am I right💀
IGotTheMilk: I like it when we all hang out in there :>
Pineapple: especially when there's pizza😃
Ham: okay but now our priority is the dog. That animal is just too cute for its own good
Mamalone: I swear I tried to look for it😭
Ham: what other dogs were there? Maybe he got attacked
Mamalone: uhhhh I don't know their breeds, but our neighbor was there with her Labradoodle, Bella. Mrs Costa?
HatGoesHahaFunny: that explains it
Mamalone: nah don't tell me Bella and Furfur have a case...
Cheese: amazing how two dogs are in a relationship but I'm not
GenderfluidMirror: you really are lonely huh
Cheese: hey! I still have my right hand!
Pineapple: ewwww 😟
Elsa: WHAT THE HELL, MAN??? I DIDNT WANT THE MENTAL IMAGE!!
Cheese: Hey! A man needs to relieve himself somehow!
GenderfluidMirror: it's cuz he's the only one whose standards are low enough to fuck him
Cheese: OH SHUT IT, MICHAEL JACKSON ENTHUSIAST, YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN ME!
Mamalone: well, then. I guess I will have to ask Mrs Costa if she saw Furfur. I'll see you guys later
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Ham: wait, is Furfur a male or a female?
GenderfluidMirror: did you just assume its gender?😒
Ham: IT'S A DOG!!
IGotTheMilk: if I had to assume, I'd say it's a female
Elsa: why don't we ask the capo? He's the one that spends the most time with it
HatGoesHahaFunny: that's a really interesting question
HatGoesHahaFunny: cuz I have no fucking clue 😃
Cheese: uhhhh should we take it to the vet?
GenderfluidMirror: no thanks, we're broke enough as it is
HatGoesHahaFunny: Idk I caught it in the forest, and then brought it here. Weird ass looking creature...
NoMilkIce: hey! Furfur is adorable!
HatGoesHahaFunny: I guess only Bella will be able to tell
Furfur: bark
IGotTheMilk: THE FUCK
Elsa: WHAT IN THE
Furfur: barkbark woof 😑
Cheese:
Cheese: am I on drugs, or is the dog texting?
Furfur: bark woofbark bark?🤨
Furfur: bark woof barkbark bark woof 🥰🤭
GenderfluidMirror: uh
GenderfluidMirror: okay maybe we should actually take it to the vet...
Pineapple: I'm speechless
Furfur: bark woofwoof bark 🙄💅
Cheese: NOT THE DOG GOING OFF😭💔
HatGoesHahaFunny: oh god, it's mad
Furfur: bark?👹
IGotTheMilk: is it just me, or is it telling us to go fuck ourselves?
Furfur: woof bark bark 🚶♀️
HatGoesHahaFunny:
HatGoesHahaFunny: okay this shit's gone way too far...
Furfur: oi👹
HatGoesHahaFunny: OH GOD THE DOG'S MAD
Furfur: yall are dumber than I thought
Cheese: IT'S EVOLVING!!
Furfur: guys- no- it's me- Narancia?
GenderfluidMirror: PLS NOOO IT'S CRAZY NOW😭😭
Furfur: oh for fuck's sake
Furfur: guys, the dog is with me. And Melone is also here
Furfur: Furfur and some other dog were playing
Furfur: do you want it back or... I like the damn dog. Maybe I'll take it to the villa 😃
GenderfluidMirror: I have never been so scared before
GenderfluidMirror: and I've seen Don Giovanna going off the deep end on a mission
Furfur: oh please yall act like it's a lot
Elsa: YEAH CUZ HE LIKES YALL MORE THAN US
Furfur: WELL YEAH, WE'RE HIS DAMN FAMIGLIA💀
Pineapple: that's not true, he cherishes us all☹️ at least, I want to believe he does...
Cheese: HAHSJSHAJAHAJAHAHA
IGotTheMilk: THATS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE HEARD ALL DAY BAHAHAHAHAHA
Pineapple: ;_____;
Furfur: I'll leave the dog to Melone then. You should consider taking it in! That way, both of our famiglias will have dogs, and they can be friends!
GenderfluidMirror: but I'm allergic to dogs😭
Elsa: I'm sorry yall have a dog?
Furfur: oh yeah Purple Haze is our dog at this point
Elsa: yeah makes sense
Furfur: if Fugo finds out I said this, he's going to put his own shit in my soup...
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