Passione Groupchat

IT WAS A SIMPLE MISTAKE

"We Need A Free Day"

Girlboss: AHHHHHHH

DaMan: OH NOOOOO

TokenStraight: IM GONNA BURN MY EYES OH GOD

TheGoldenSucc: JESUS CHRIST

Pudding: REEGGHHHHHHH

EmoGworl: CONTROL YOURSELVES DAMN IT, IF YOU DIDNT WANNA SEE IT, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE READ THE WHOLE THING

DaMan: OH SO NOW YOU BLAME THIS ON US????

Pudding: THAT'S A LOT OF BARK ABBACCHIO

MommyShark: I will formally apologize now, even though this isn't my fault
MommyShark: my dear children, I come to formally apologize to you, that you had to witness such trauma. We promise to be more careful next time

TokenStraight: GOD BUT SEEING YOU GUYS SEXTING WAS THE LAST THING I WANTED HELP😭

EmoGworl: listen you people were spamming the groupchat, and I confused both chat boxes. But in my defense, it was a long text. If you read the first sentence and realized what it was, THEN WHY DID YOU KEEP READING???

DaMan: oh please, you act as if kids are not naturally curious

EmoGworl: YOURE 18???

DaMan: MAN THAT DOESN'T AUTOMATICALLY MAKE ME A MATURE ADULT💀

EmoGworl: well what a way to kill the mood

Girlboss: IS THAT YOUR BIGGEST CONCERN RIGHT NOW???

EmoGworl: don't worry, I already deleted the whole thing. You're safe now.

TheGoldenSucc: at whose order?

EmoGworl: mine, who tf do you take me for??

TheGoldenSucc: idk you barely do things I ask you. You only do them if Bucciarati is there to convince you🤨

EmoGworl: nothing wrong with that, kid. You said it yourself. Just a good soldato doing what his capo asks him. And you're not my capo

TheGoldenSucc: YEAH, IM YOUR BOSS💀💀

EmoGworl: no matter

TokenStraight: can somebody read me a bedtime story?

DaMan: EXCUSE ME

Girlboss: HELP

Pudding: I'll read you the book about physics I borrowed from the library. Take it or leave it

TokenStraight: can you read me something a little stupider? I'm dumb.

Pudding: I'll do it, as long as it has some type of important information or message

TokenStraight: How To Live A Lie

MommyShark: huh

TheGoldenSucc: I read that one when I was 6. Recommend it

EmoGworl: ignoring the fact that you read a book with that title at the age of 6

Pudding: @/TokenStraight I'll read you Little Red Riding Hood and my offers end here

TokenStraight: sounds intellectually bankrupt
TokenStraight: I'll take it

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MommyShark: okay but why did Narancia want a bedtime reading session out of nowhere?

EmoGworl: does it matter? The topic changed, and I'm happy for that

DaMan: it's cuz you two took away his innocence. I, too, want a bedtime story

Girlboss: I have an idea. I'll knock you out with a brick and then you'll lose all your memories!
Girlboss: (I want that done to me as well)

TheGoldenSucc: how about let's not?😃

EmoGworl: WELL PEOPLE GUESS WHAT?? I HAVE SOME NEWS FOR YOU

Girlboss: we're adopted????

MommyShark: I'm working on that

EmoGworl: wh NO

DaMan: you're getting a divorce??

EmoGworl: bro I'm not even married💀
EmoGworl: I was gonna say that adults flirt around like teenagers do. It's part of life. Let's put this behind us now, okay??

DaMan: Abbacchio, with that conversation alone, I got to know a part of you I didn't know it existed.

Girlboss: I didn't know you had a thing for praise

EmoGworl: ENOUGH
EmoGworl: IM GONNA MAKE DINNER

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Pudding: Narancia, unironically, fell asleep from me reading Little Red Riding Hood. It was actually adorable

Girlboss: he's healing his inner child🥺

DaMan: nah dude's just tired cuz he went around Naples chasing ducks
DaMan: and Rex went along with him

TheGoldenSucc: it was adorable

MommyShark: Giorno did
MommyShark: did you join them?

TheGoldenSucc: maaayybeeeee

EmoGworl: of course you did

TheGoldenSucc: if it wasn't for me, he would've thrown himself AND the ducks inside of a trash can. Shut your mouth Abbacchio