"We Need A Free Day"
⁉️: oi @/Pudding @/EmoGworl the church is throwing a village party tonight. You guys wanna come?
Pudding: we don't go to church🚶
⁉️: does that matter?? It's a party!
EmoGworl: do they have alcohol?
Pudding: don't they serve wine during the mass?
Doraemon: it's it's different LISTEN, there's gonna be music and food! Come on, it's gonna be fun!
Pudding: if an old lady comes up to me and asks my favorite Bible verse, I'll answer with "I'm just here for the food. I need to feed my atheist body"
Doraemon: please I really want all of you to come! I'm actually about to text Trish too!
EmoGworl: why though? It's just a village party by the docks prepared by the church, it's the most Mediterranean thing ever
EmoGworl: even your own birthplace does it, and they're not even considered Mediterranean
⁉️: wait Portugal isn't Mediterranean??
MommyShark: they aren't considered, but their culture and people are Mediterranean yes
Doraemon: NO MATTER
Doraemon: I guess I just really want all of you to come becaaauseeee myboyfriendwillbethereandiwantyoutomeethim???
MommyShark: awww
Pudding: aw okay fine you've convinced me
EmoGworl: same but I'm bringing booze
TheGoldenSucc:
TheGoldenSucc: yall is that the hitman team outside?
MommyShark:
MommyShark: they're just passing by, no need to WORRWHAT THE HELL ARE THEY CARRYING???
Pudding: IS THAT A BOILER????
⁉️: WAIT WAIT WIAT
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"Pussione"
⁉️: WhAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING WITH A BOILER LMFAO
Cheese: so funny story
Cheese: you know how we're poor?
⁉️: very much so
Mamalone: we had an idea🥸
Elsa: the fact that I agreed to it, is worrisome
IGotTheMilk: so basically we went to read the obituary right
EmoGworl: WHAT DOES THE OBITUARY HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?????
NoMilkIce: duh
NoMilkIce: our boiler is shit, so we went to see who died in the neighborhood, so we could steal their boiler
Doraemon: that's some "Shameless" shit right there tf
HatGoesHahaFunny: don't mind us, we're just going back
EmoGworl: yeah you do you, I don't even care anymore
⁉️: do any of you wanna come to a church party by 7?
Mamalone: no lol fuck you
Ham: pfft who do you take us for
EmoGworl: I'm bringing booze
Elsa: I'm in your car
HatGoesHahaFunny: you're not even Christian, Abbacchio
EmoGworl: and you're also not a stripper, yet you dress like one
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