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HOW TO GET CANCER, 2.0😍

"We Need A Free Day"

EmoGworl: NARANCIA, YIU ACTUALLY DIPPED YOUR BALLS IN THE ORANGE JUICE??

⁉️: YEAH, I HEARD YOU CAN TASTE IT THROUGH YOUR BALLS!!

EmoGworl: YOURE SUCH AN IDIOT EWWWW
EmoGworl: I DRANK YOUR BALLS NARANCIA I DIDNT THINK YOU'D ACTUALLY DO IT
EmoGworl: ERGHH IM GONNA PUKE

⁉️: in my defense, that was last night. The ball effect should've passed

EmoGworl:
EmoGworl: HWAT.

⁉️: and I NEED to go pee so @/Girlboss hurry the fuck up in there

Girlboss: I'm doing my make up, it'll only be 2 minutes

⁉️: you said the same thing 10 minutes ago.
⁉️: twice.

Girlboss: just use the bathroom downstairs

⁉️: but it's downstaaaaairs
⁉️: it's so far awaaaay

EmoGworl:
EmoGworl: Narancia
EmoGworl: NARANCIA GOD DAMJ IT DONT PISS THROUGHT HE WINDOW

⁉️: Mazel tov!!😃

Girlboss: YOU
Girlboss: ARE SUCH AN ANIMAL
Girlboss: GOD I HATE YOU

⁉️: Your hatred towards me is irrelevant, cuz I hate myself even more 😍

KillMe: that sounds like something Melone would say.

EmoGworl: since when are you online? It's 6 in the morning. Not even Bucciarati is awake yet

KillMe: yeah but Giorno is, and I promised I'd help him with the paperwork.

Girlboss: does that guy ever get any sleep?

⁉️: nop! He's mentally ill!

EmoGworl: felt
EmoGworl: also yeah, Narancia, you usually don't wake up until lunch, why the heck are you awake so early? Usually me and Trish are the morning flowers

⁉️: I stayed up all night trying to solve some beef on Instagram
⁉️: nothing important really

Girlboss: oh like that one time when you accidentally posted your gay texts with Mista on your stories?

⁉️: that was long ago, and it wasn't gay. Telling your homies you'd kiss 'em isn't gay. Because we said no homo

Girlboss:
Girlboss: sure

⁉️: it's really nothing important, it involves the guys from class, you wouldn't understand

Girlboss: oh like that one time you tried to find the teacher's pizza by rummaging through the trash

⁉️: shit, did Lourenzo tell you that?

Girlboss: no??? Patricia did, NARANCIA HOW MANY TIMES DID THAT HAPPEN???

EmoGworl: DON'T RUMMAGE THE TRASH YOU ABSOLUTE RAT

KillMe: am I the only one who's actually curious now?

EmoGworl: no, I also want to know what happened

⁉️: uh
⁉️: God I can't say it here, Bucciarati and Giorno are gonna kill me

Girlboss: why?

⁉️: well, cuz it involves

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TheGoldenSucc: did somebody say drugs?

EmoGworl: the word "drugs" wasn't mentioned, no

TheGoldenSucc: drugs are bad

EmoGworl: we know.

⁉️: no it's not drugs, I was gonna say "vices"
⁉️: I'm gonna go straight to the point, somebody caught me and my friends from school smoking, and shared a picture on Instagram

Girlboss: since when do you smoke???

EmoGworl: bro's in his edgy era

TheGoldenSucc: "I'm a teenager and I smoke to be different", no Narancia, you're not different. I hate to break it to you.
TheGoldenSucc: the more you try to be different, the more you become like everyone else

⁉️: I only did it ONCE okay??

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MommyShark: my motherly instincts kicked in
MommyShark:
MommyShark: AW HELL NAH
MommyShark: NOT MY SON

⁉️: Bucciarati

MommyShark: I don't care if it was a one time thing- it will NEVER happen again, do you understand?

⁉️: OI! Mista also smokes every now and then, and I don't see YOU complaining!

MommyShark: he's 19! I can't really tell him what to do!

⁉️: AND IM 18! IM AN ADULT AS WELL

MommyShark: YEAH, AND A VERY STUPID ONE
MommyShark: you see, Narancia. The difference between you and Mista, is that Mista wouldn't accidentally smoke after drinking gasoline. Actually, he wouldn't drink gasoline in the first place. He wouldn't eat the cigarettes. He wouldn't try to smoke 10 cigarettes at the same time.
MommyShark: you'd do something like that
MommyShark: YOU'RE THE REASON WHY I DONT SLEEP AT NIGHT

⁉️: Giogio, am I in trouble?

TheGoldenSucc: Nara, I have nothing to do with that, you do whatever the hell you want with your body
TheGoldenSucc: but if you get cancer in 40 years, don't come crying to me

MommyShark: he's right, Narancia. This better really be a one time thing

⁉️: yeah, it wasn't actually because I wanted to- it was a dare.
⁉️: and honestly I didn't even like it

EmoGworl: good thing everything is sorted out

KillMe: truly.

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Pudding: good morning, uh guys quick question
Pudding: were we supposed to have visits today?

MommyShark: not that I'm aware of, no

TheGoldenSucc: no. Why? Is someone at the gates?

Pudding: yeah, I was about to go on a walk cuz I barely slept tonight
Pudding: but there was this guy at the gates. He was probably even younger than Trish
Pudding: either way, I asked if he had a meeting with Giorno, and he asked for Guido

KillMe: did you ask him his name?

Pudding: that's what's worrying me...
Pudding: he said his name is Santiago
Pudding: Santiago Mista