"Underpaid Team😨"
HatGoesHahaFunny: how is he doing, Sorbet?
NoMilkIce: not good
NoMilkIce: he's been like this for a week, and his fever doesn't seem to reduce
NoMilkIce: I'm kinda worried
Elsa: where did he even catch that? Gelato is probably the only one amongst us with the strongest immune system
Ham: hey, Riz. I have a question
HatGoesHahaFunny: what is it?
Ham: well
Ham: you told us that when you got your Stand at fourteen, you went through a terrible fever. Like, you were sick for more than 2 weeks
Ham: and same thing with Formaggio and Ghiaccio
Ham: have you considered the option that uh
Ham: well
HatGoesHahaFunny: I have, but I'm not sure if you can develop a Stand at such a late age
HatGoesHahaFunny: usually, Stands develop during childhood
NoMilkIce: you think so?
Mamalone: we could always go visit him at your apartment, to look for any signs
Mamalone: after all, you're not a user, Sorbet. You can't look for a Stand, even if you wanted to
NoMilkIce: you can come but I need to clean up, it's a mess in here💀
NoMilkIce: and I'm lazy 🤙
Ham: for fuck's sake
HatGoesHahaFunny: that's it, then. You can start cleaning up, I'm sending Prosciutto and Melone over
Mamalone: HELL YEAH
Ham: don't send me alone with him, for the love of God
Ham: he'll try to jerk off in the backseat again
Mamalone: THAT ONLY HAPPENED ONCE, AND I'D BEEN HIT BY A STAND THAT BASICALLY MADE PEOPLE HORNY
Ham: STOP USING THAT AS AN EXCUSE, I WAS HIT TOO, AND YOU DIDN'T SEE ME TRYING TO FUCK THE STEERING WHEEL
Mamalone: I
Mamalone: I never mentioned a steering wheel, Prosciutto🤨
Ham:
Pineapple: big bro?
Cheese:
Elsa:
HatGoesHahaFunny:
GenderfluidMirror:
NoMilkIce:
NoMilkIce: anyways
NoMilkIce: I'll uh
NoMilkIce: clean up, I guess
NoMilkIce: don't fuck the steering wheel, Prosciutto
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Ham: oh go fuck yourself
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"Underpaid Team😨"
3 participants are now online.
Ham: good news and bad news
HatGoesHahaFunny: how was it?
Mamalone: surprise, surprise, Gelato is developing a Stand
Mamalone: I'm so proud🥺
GenderfluidMirror: they grow up so fast 😭💕
Cheese: DAD😭😭
NoMilkIce: bad news is, his fever is getting worse
HatGoesHahaFunny: one more week and he should be fine
HatGoesHahaFunny: could you define what type of Stand would be?
Mamalone: we only saw some green aura/sparks on his forearms, nothing more
Ham: I did see some small leaves though
Pineapple: leaves?
Cheese: man's Stand is growing grass
Elsa: GRASS AND LEAVES ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS YOU IDIOT
HatGoesHahaFunny: it could be nature related
HatGoesHahaFunny: I am stupidly excited💀
Cheese: not gonna lie, same. It will be so cool to teach Gelato stuff for once!
GenderfluidMirror: he's always the one who teaches us stuff, we finna become his teachers😼
NoMilkIce: hey Riz
NoMilkIce: do you think there's a chance that uh
NoMilkIce: well
NoMilkIce: if Gelato is developing a Stand at this age
NoMilkIce: is it possible for me to develop one as well?
Mamalone: bro with the way your apartment is looking, I doubt even your own soul would want to live with that💀
HatGoesHahaFunny: Melone, please
HatGoesHahaFunny: I don't know, Sorbet. It is useful to have a Stand, but it's not a great experience to develop it
HatGoesHahaFunny: those fevers are probably one of the worst things I've ever experienced in my 28 years of life
HatGoesHahaFunny: even getting shot wasn't that bad
NoMilkIce: okay, I take back what I just said, I don't want a Stand, thank you✌️
Cheese: oh, I remember it, alright
Cheese: it's like a trip through your own mind
Cheese: it's tiring as fuck, and it HURTS
Elsa: shit hurts more than kidney stones, ffs
GenderfluidMirror: ahaha SUCKERS
Cheese: should've been you >:T
Elsa: I hope you get diarrhea, Illuso
GenderfluidMirror: DON'T SAY THAAATTT! YOU'RE CURSING ME!!!
HatGoesHahaFunny: guys, leave her alone. I understand where Illuso is coming from, those two weeks felt like an acid trip to hell and back
GenderfluidMirror: HA! SUCK IT UP!
Elsa:
Elsa: yeah she's right, man fuck this shit, suddenly I hate Stands🚶
NoMilkIce: I'll just stick to my sniper skills🤙
HatGoesHahaFunny: that's more than enough. Also, keep us updated on Gelato
NoMilkIce: will do oh
NoMilkIce: he
NoMilkIce: he threw up all over me🧍♂️
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