Happy new year, everyone!! May 2023 be a great year to all of us <3
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"Pussione"
⁉️: May 2023 bring us booze and money
⁉️: Happy new year yall!
Cheese: happy new year!!!
Girlboss: happy new year guys!
MommyShark: happy new year! God, this party is going better than I expected!
EmoGworl: truly, happy new year
Doraemon: I didn't even know about this place!
MommyShark: it used to be Diavolo's. We could cut off the rent and sell it, but might as well make it useful!
TheGoldenSucc: ever since I fought that Hot Topic manager, I can't keep myself away from taxes
TheGoldenSucc: even in death, that man torments me
Girlboss: at least we have a big ass place to throw parties, even if it's just to show off!
Pudding: there's a lot of people here, though. I'm sweating more than a sinner on a church
Mamalone: I'm having the time of my life though! Ignoring the random old man that just sniffed my hair, but I'm having fun!
EmoGworl: ah, mafia... so aesthetic yet so unbelievably disgusting
GenderfluidMirror: the holy grail😍✨️
IGotTheMilk: oh by the way, boss!
IGotTheMilk: we bought you something, as a 'thank you' gift!
TheGoldenSucc: why
Pineapple: because you managed to keep this organization safe and sound for another whole year!
Elsa: and for giving the guest house to us
HatGoesHahaFunny: and for giving us money
Ham: except for that one time when you and Mista got drunk at Melone's bar and almost drove your car into the river
Doraemon: that was my fault
TheGoldenSucc: that was his fault
MommyShark: that was a night to forget...
Doraemon: yeah but Melone was the one who encouraged me to do it! I was drunk and vulnerable! Tell them, Melone!
Mamalone: I just found out that if you mix vodka and tequila, it makes it easier for you to burp the alphabet!
Doraemon: may God ignore your prayers, the way you just ignored me.
⁉️: Jesus Christ dude💀
NoMilkIce: anyways, boss, your gift is at the top of the staircase, in a purple bag. We left it there cuz we know not everyone is allowed upstairs
TheGoldenSucc: oh okay, sounds reasonable
TheGoldenSucc:
TheGoldenSucc: holy HOLY CRAP WHERE DID YOU PEOPLE GET THE MONEY TO BUY THIS???
Mamalone: I chose the color 🖐✨️
Pudding: what is it, Giogio?
TheGoldenSucc: it's a motherfucking Hèrmes Birkin bag, GUYS THIS THING COSTS MORE THAN YOUR OLD APARTMENT MULTIPLIED BY SIX
HatGoesHahaFunny: yeah well, we managed to buy it
MommyShark: you stole this, didn't you?
Ham: of course we stole it, who do you take us for? Normal civilians?
TheGoldenSucc: WHAT PLACE DID YOU PEOPLE ROB??? THE WHITE HOUSE???
⁉️: one more thing for Giogio to show off
TheGoldenSucc: you guys are gonna bury me in a grave of gold, YOU NEED TO STOP THIS BEFORE THE COPS COME AFTER YOU AGAIN💀💀
Mamalone: no😍
Girlboss: meanwhile I'm still waiting for someone to give me a Gucci bag >:T
Girlboss: oh
Girlboss: wait guys, Sheila E is calling me. I'll brb
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IGotTheMilk: anyways, do you guys want a drink? The night has barely started!
TheGoldenSucc: sure, let me just descend these marble stairs, while holding my gray Birkin bag against my silk white suit, so I can show these old men who's da boss
TheGoldenSucc: WOW that sounded SO narcissistic, this speech is NOT for me
EmoGworl: worst part is that the suit is from the brand Hugo Boss💀
MommyShark: many more years are yet to come. Pretend we're all together right now. I propose a toast
MommyShark: to 2023
HatGoesHahaFunny: to 2023
TheGoldenSucc: to 2023
Pudding: to 2023 Christ a guy just sneezed on me
NoMilkIce: oh
NoMilkIce: my God
NoMilkIce: you guys, look at the window
MommyShark: what's wrong with it
NoMilkIce: not literally the window. The balcony
MommyShark: again what's wrOH MY GOD!!!!!
Pudding: awwww!
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⁉️: OH MY GOD LESBIANS FOR THE WIN!!!
Mamalone: aww
EmoGworl: ew affection
Doraemon: WHAT WHATS GOING ON, LESBIANS????
MommyShark: MY DAUGHTER IS SO GROWN UP😭😭
TheGoldenSucc: awwww I'm so happy for those two
TheGoldenSucc: your sister just had her first kiss, Mista
Doraemon: HOOOOOOOO
Doraemon: GO TRISH‼️‼️‼️
Doraemon: they owe it all to Cupid Mista
Mamalone: to Cupid Mista
Elsa: to the lesbians
Ham: how many fake toasts is that?
MommyShark: counting with the ones before midnight hit? 23
⁉️: is it a bad time to say that I tripped and pulled a guy's pants down on accident?
⁉️: Jesus, he's mad
TheGoldenSucc: I'm coming, if I apologize from your part he ain't gonna do anything
MommyShark: that's my job as a mom
TheGoldenSucc: you're right, go on ahead mom
MommyShark: thanks, son
GenderfluidMirror: haha! You were right Mel! Mixing vodka and tequila makes it easier to burp the alphabet!
Cheese: I'm so in love with you.
⁉️: I think I have diarrhea
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FanfictionAyy a Golden Wind chatfic! Where the crack is on fire, and everyone is alive and living together! 😃 This takes place in modern times btw🧍♀️ There will be chapters with a normal fic format. I made this so I could live with myself, after being abso...
