"We Need A Free Day"
TheGoldenSucc: have you guys heard? Melone tested positive for covid.
DaMan: for a moment I thought you were gonna say he tested positive for pregnancy 🗿
TokenStraight: I'd be less surprised
Girlboss: wait, does this mean we're back at social distancing with the hitman team?
EmoGworl: oh please, the only times we practice social distancing is when Fugo's stand comes out
TheGoldenSucc: but yeah basically. But only for a week.
Titz: aw man
DaMan: I'm
DaMan:
DaMan: I'm sorry, who???
TokenStraight: OI we have an intruder!
Girlboss: stay away 🤺 away, I say!🤺🤺
MommyShark: we need to put a lock in this chat🗿
Titz: nah I'm okay
EmoGworl:
EmoGworl: I have a slight suspicion of who this might be
EmoGworl: but I'm waiting for something- more specifically, someone- to show up
TokenStraight:
TokenStraight: nah
TokenStraight: nah-ha
TokenStraight: no way in hell
Squash💅: greetings
EmoGworl: yep, that pretty much proves it
TheGoldenSucc: hey Tiziano, hey Squalo.
Titz: hey boss! Good news! We are now able to hack😼
TheGoldenSucc: that's good, but not into our groupchat, yeah?💀
Squash💅: might as well
Squash💅: the last time we saw each other, Narancia went ballistic
TokenStraight: well duh💀
Titz: also, this is better than the guard squad groupchat
Titz: yall have no idea how Cioccolata gets when he's ignored
Squash💅: man goes absolutely mental, it's actually scary
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Pudding: okay how do you mute the fucking notifications in this groupchat? I'm trying to read here but my phone goes BRRR BRRR EVERY FUCKING SECOND
Titz: hi Fugo!
Pudding: hi Tiz
Pudding: WAIT TIZ??
TokenStraight: MY REACTION EXACTLY
Pudding: aight wtf is going on here
TheGoldenSucc: they managed to hack!
Pudding: oh good!
Pudding: but preferably not into this groupchat 🗿
Girlboss: awwww Gio said the exact same thingggg
TheGoldenSucc: awwww
Pudding: AWWWSTOP
Pudding: ANYWAYS
Pudding: I'm still waiting for an answer
DaMan: top corner- 3 dots- settings- mute
Pudding: thanks
Squash💅: btw what book are you reading? Maybe I've read it as well!
Pudding: oh it's The Metamorphosis
Pudding: Kafka?
Squash💅: OHHH I've read that one twice! It's really good :))
Pudding: yeah!!
Girlboss: you're reading the book I gave you?? I feel flattered 😭
Pudding: you do have good taste for books, I'll give you that
Pudding: anyways addio
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DaMan: and there he goes
Titz: WAIT STOP EVERYTHING
Titz: you're telling me you GIVE each other stuff??
EmoGworl: ?????
EmoGworl: yeah???
EmoGworl: you know, we're not the same as we were a couple of months ago
Titz: bro wtf?!?! Even I don't give stuff to my own boyfriend, I sell it to him!! That's how stuff's always been!
Squash💅: for real, if he wants my pen, he'll have to buy it from me🗿
TokenStraight: well, that's how you guys work. We don't work like that anymore
DaMan: correction: we don't work like that anymore BETWEEN us
DaMan: if you or your boyfriend asked me for a slice of my pizza, you'll have to pay me 1/8 of the money the whole thing costed me!
Titz: so now we have favorites 🤨
DaMan: again, that's how we work. You make ur own rules bro
TheGoldenSucc: yeah, nobody's stopping you.
Titz:
Titz: Squalo, get your sweet ass over here, right now.
Titz: we have important matters to discuss🧍♂️
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FanfictionAyy a Golden Wind chatfic! Where the crack is on fire, and everyone is alive and living together! 😃 This takes place in modern times btw🧍♀️ There will be chapters with a normal fic format. I made this so I could live with myself, after being abso...
