"La Squadra😼"
Melone: Mag, how's stuff going?
Formaggio: look, it's not like I'm not trying my best, but I'm not a master at decorating
Formaggio: even Riz is doing a better job than me💀
Risotto: what is that supposed to mean?
Melone: listen, our mission is finished, but I don't know how much longer I can hold him. He'll want his phone back sooner or later, and he'll WANT to come home sooner or later
Melone: and who am I to deny it to him? He's the one with anger issues🗿
Illuso: Gelato still isn't back with the cake
Illuso: but the rest of the food is ready!
Prosciutto: it better be dino nuggets 😾
Sorbet: ARE YOU 5 YEARS OLD???
Pesci: I want dino nuggets too😃
Sorbet: okay, Pesci.
Melone changed their name to "Mamalone".
Sorbet:
Risotto:
Prosciutto:
Illuso:
Formaggio:
Pesci:
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Gelato:
Gelato: what.
Mamalone: I gotta do this for Ghia's sake
Risotto: Jesus lamb of God...
Mamalone: yall should change too
Sorbet: hell no
Mamalone: stop being a Chad and play along
Sorbet: FINE BUT DONT YOU CALL ME A CHAD AGAIN
Gelato: BABE NOOO
Sorbet changed their name to "NoMilkIce".
Formaggio: ah! I see what you did there!
Illuso: Gel, you gotta finish that!
Gelato: hell yeah
Gelato changed their name to "IGotTheMilk".
Pesci: 💀
Illuso: aw see! Now you're matching!
Formaggio changed their name to "Cheese".
Risotto: so creative
Cheese: do better, capo
Risotto: is that a challenge?
Risotto: I'm in
Risotto changed their name to "HatGoesHahaFunny".
HatGoesHahaFunny: don't ask
IGotTheMilk: nah, understandable. Your hat is haha funny
HatGoesHahaFunny: thank you! At least SOMEONE appreciates it😾
Illuso: my turn!
Illuso changed their name to "GenderfluidMirror".
Prosciutto: now that I think of it, that's kind of ironic 🗿
GenderfluidMirror: duh, that's why it was funnier in my head
HatGoesHahaFunny: Lu, is there something you wanna tell us?🤨
GenderfluidMirror: what? That I'm genderfluid? I thought everyone already knew that?
HatGoesHahaFunny: I'm talking about the amount of originality you put in your name. Which is none
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FanfictionAyy a Golden Wind chatfic! Where the crack is on fire, and everyone is alive and living together! 😃 This takes place in modern times btw🧍♀️ There will be chapters with a normal fic format. I made this so I could live with myself, after being abso...
