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A/N: I couldn't contain myself.

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"We Need A Free Day"

Girlboss: SHE DISAPPEARED, THIS IS NOT A DRILL! SHE DISAPPEARED!!

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Pudding: WHAT WGO???

EmoGworl: WHO DISAPPEARED???

Girlboss: SPICE GIRL
Girlboss: I VAN'T FIND HER, SHE'S NOT TAKING FORM WHERE THE HELL DID MY SOUL GO????

TokenStraight: when you say it like that, it sounds kinda freaky💀

MommyShark: isn't she responding?

Girlboss: no!! I've been trying to call her and materialize her for the past 30 minutes, I'm worried!!

TheGoldenSucc: it's okay, maybe she wandered off

DaMan: HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN WITHOUT HER KNOWING??💀

Pudding: sometimes PH just disappears, and next thing I know, he's trying to hibernate in the freezer

TheGoldenSucc: GER sometimes wanders the halls. It's kind of creepy, but it happens.

DaMan: welp! Let's go looking for the missing Stand!

Girlboss: I hope she's okay!

EmoGworl: I'm sure she is, otherwise you wouldn't be. She's a smart Stand

DaMan: as if any of our Stands is stupid

EmoGworl: kind of ironic you're the one talking

DaMan: oh shut the fuck up

MommyShark: right, let's split. Me and Abbacchio will look outside. Giorno and Trish will do the first floor, Mista and Nara the second, and Fugo will look downstairs

TokenStraight: I'll go with Fugo, we need some bonding time

DaMan: yeah, and I like to be alone 😼

MommyShark: no, you'll go together. I don't know what's going on but you two have been ignoring each other's existence lately. This is an order

DaMan: man

Pudding: just what the hell happened between you two?

TokenStraight: NOTHING

DaMan: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SOMETHING HAPPENED??

Pudding: THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION???

TokenStraight: yeah well, we're fine! Leave us alone!

DaMan: yeah stop judging us!

TokenStraight: WHY ARE YOU EVEN SPEAKING TO US

DaMan: YEHA MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS

TheGoldenSucc: totally normal behavior

Girlboss: is this because of what happened at the underpaid team's party?

DaMan: NO

TokenStraight: WTF

DaMan: HOW DARE YOU

TokenStraight: IM NOT GAY

DaMan: IT WAS A MISTAKR

TokenStraight: WE WERE DRUNK

Girlboss: proved my point

DaMan: NO

MommyShark: guys it's okay. Drunk people do stuff like this all the time

DaMan: NO BUT IT WAS A MISTAKE

MommyShark: we know

TheGoldenSucc: I understand it must be awkward between you guys, now. But it's been a week

TokenStraight: IT'S NOT AWKWARD

DaMan: ENOUGH OF THIS
DaMan: I'LL GO LOOK FOR SPICE GIRL BY MYSELF

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EmoGworl: well that sure was a reaction

Pudding: Narancia, mind going to your DMs real quick?

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"DM from Pudding to TokenStraight"

Pudding: I know you better than you know yourself, Narancia

TokenStraight: I KNWO FUGO SAVE MEEE😭😭😭😭

Pudding: you can always be honest with me, alright?

TokenStraight: listen, I know I was REALLY drunk, but I remember EVERYTHING
TokenStraight: the problem is I LIKED IT FUGO FUCK
TokenStraight: I know for a fact I don't like guys, then wtf is this???

Pudding: maybe it's your awakening. Sad it was with Mista, though. Who knew

TokenStraight: I still don't like guys! I just don't!

Pudding: maybe you're bicurious? Narancia, this is an emotion only you can tell

TokenStraight: but I don't know what I am, Fugo! It's been eating me alive!! It keeps me up at night, I think about it 24/7! I eat lunch, "what if I like dudes?"; I piss, "what if I like guys?"; I sleep, "HWAT IF I LIKE DICK??"

Pudding: again, only you can tell, Nara. But would you see yourself doing it again?

TokenStraight: I don't know?
TokenStraight: shit's mad weird bro⚰️
TokenStraight: I'll tell you something, Mista's a HELL of a kisser. He also has oddly good breath

Pudding: never thought I would hear those words coming from anyone, much less from you💀

TokenStraight: I KNOW, THAT'S THE PROBLEM

Pudding: don't you think you should speak to Mista about this?

TokenStraight: AND HAVE HIM TEASE ME FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE?? AHAHA NO THANK. YOU.🤙

Pudding: dude, Mista is bi himself. He's also by himself. It wouldn't hurt to have a talk with him

TokenStraight: maybe you're right... it's also like I have nothing to hide, we're both a mess about this

Pudding: exactly
Pudding: now, we should go look for
Pudding:
Pudding: I found Spice Girl

TokenStraight: where is she?

Pudding: uh
Pudding: shoving her head down the toilet🗿

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"We Need A Free Day"

Girlboss: why do I LITERALLY smell like shit, all of a sudden?