Passione Groupchat

The Judgment

"We Need A Free Day"

TokenStraight: thanks Abba

EmoGworl: no problem, just tell me when you're done so I can read the expenses papers later

MommyShark: me and Fugo are going out later, by the way

Girlboss: okay sure, I can take care of dinner if yall are down

TokenStraight: no, please, the only thing you know how to make is pizza, and you can't even do it properly 😠

Girlboss: suit yourself, ungrateful child

2 participants are now online.

TheGoldenSucc: HOLY SHIIIITTT I FEEL SO PROFESSIONAL

DaMan: RIGHT BRO??? HI PEOPLE!!!

EmoGworl: what the fuck.

Pudding: nah hold on a sec 🤨

TheGoldenSucc: SO WHICH ONE OF YOU IS MY GREAT-UNCLE'S BOYFRIEND???

DaMan: YEAH WHO DO I NEED TO SPEAK TO🧍‍♂️
DaMan:
DaMAN: HI GUYS!!!!

Girlboss: what the shit is going on.

TokenStraight: who are you people?????

TheGoldenSucc: OKaY OKAY HI
TheGoldenSucc: I am Giorno's great-nephew! My name is Josuke, it's nice to meet you!
TheGoldenSucc: also sorry for the intrusion, we are very excited

Pudding: I can see that🗿

EmoGworl: the math isn't mathing

DaMan: I'm Okuyasu btw! And the occasional interference on my part is Jolyne!

TokenStraight: Ooohh! So you stole Giogio's and Mista's phones!!
TokenStraight: interesting...

EmoGworl: I'll go get the guns

TheGoldenSucc: NO
TheGoldenSucc: WE'RE FAMILY HE'S HERE WITH US, HE'S LAUGHING AT OUR CONVERSATION, LOOK
TheGoldenSucc: 1 attachment.

MommyShark:

TokenStraight:

Pudding:

EmoGworl:
EmoGworl: why is Mista chugging an entire bottle of vodka with a grandpa?

TheGoldenSucc: oh that's Giorno's nephew! He's also my dad!

EmoGworl: again, the math isn't mathing

DaMan: our family tree is very complicated. I'm Jolyne btw! 😃

Girlboss: I think I've heard of you! How old are you, honey? :D

DaMan: I'm 10! :D

Girlboss: it's nice to meet you, Jolyne!

TheGoldenSucc: I'm still waiting for somebody to answer my question🤨

TokenStraight: what was your question again, mate?🤨

TheGoldenSucc: which one of you is dating my great-ungle 🔫😁

Pudding: that would be me

DaMan: what's your name boy 🔫

Pudding: I'm Pannacotta???

TheGoldenSucc: isn't that a dessert?

DaMan: I think I've eaten one, before

TheGoldenSucc: oohhh! That's why your name's Pudding!
TheGoldenSucc: that's mad weird

Pudding: here we go

TheGoldenSucc: I'm fooling around dude, btw I like your hair

Pudding: thanks?

DaMan: so
DaMan: what do you guys usually talk about around here?

TokenStraight: meh most of the time we tease Abba

DaMan: isn't that a musical group? YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN!!

EmoGworl: oh for fuck's sake

TokenStraight: LMGAO

MommyShark: it's short for Abbacchio

Girlboss: we like to make fun of him, cuz he's the oldest

TheGoldenSucc: ahah grandpa

EmoGworl: okay listen here Josuke

TheGoldenSucc: oh no, that was me: Giorno

EmoGworl: I think I'm gonna take a bath with the toaster

TheGoldenSucc: hehe it was actually me, Josuke
TheGoldenSucc: you're right, guys! It is fun to tease him!

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MommyShark: I think he's going to cry in a corner

DaMan: HAHA! BABY MAN!

TheGoldenSucc: you know, I'll be going to college soon with Okuyasu here! One of the unis we applied to is in Italy! If we manage to get in, we should totally meet! Yall are cool!

TokenStraight: sounds like a plan! Giogio would also be very happy!

Girlboss: yeah!! Yall seem swag!

DaMan: we are swag🤨
DaMan:
DaMan: they're also gay!

TheGoldenSucc: okay Jolyne, enough phone for the day 💀