"We Need A Free Day"
TheGoldenSucc: okay, which one of you pissed in the washing machine?
TheGoldenSucc: Abbacchio, I'm looking at you
EmoGworl: oi
DaMan: yeah well Abbacchio isn't surprising anymore
EmoGworl: wtf is that supposed to mean
TokenStraight: you know how predictable you are?
EmoGworl: IM NOT FUCKING PREDICTABLE
Girlboss: uhm yes you are
Pudding: ARE WE IGNORING THE FACT THAT SOMEONE PISSED IN THE WASHING MACHINE?!
EmoGworl: for all we know it might've been a leak
TheGoldenSucc: well yes, that's why I need to know who pissed
EmoGworl: NOT THAT TYPE OF LEAK
DaMan: I can very reluctantly clean it, but why do you need it now? We're not going anywhere as far as I'm aware
TheGoldenSucc: I agreed to meet with Squalo and Tiziano. They called me, asking for a meeting
EmoGworl: they did?
TheGoldenSucc: yeah, just between us, I think they got engaged recently
Girlboss: AWWWW REALLY???
Pudding: aw good for them :)
MommyShark: nice!
EmoGworl: I mean I saw it coming
TokenStraight: oh great now those two whores are getting married, I'll be fucking damned
Girlboss: don't be so negative💀
Pudding: we need more married couples here. The only ones are Sorbet and Gelato, and frankly, I'm still waiting for Abbacchio to propose to Bruno or vice versa
EmoGworl: you don't say one more single word🤺
TheGoldenSucc: anyways, do you need help Mista?
DaMan: nah but I wanna know who did this
DaMan: we need to have a talk🧍♂️
Girlboss: plot twist: it was Polnareff
TheGoldenSucc: I don't doubt it
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TheGoldenSucc: yep, they're getting married
Girlboss: yeyy!!!!
MommyShark: they asked for a schedule, right?
TheGoldenSucc: yeah, don't worry, it won't interfere with our plans
TheGoldenSucc: also, I have a question
DaMan: what now😭
TheGoldenSucc: I was going to try and ignore it
TheGoldenSucc: but why is there a literal horse in the living room?
TheGoldenSucc: and why is it eating my hair?
Girlboss: okay who the fuck is doing this💀
TokenStraight: Abbacchiooo.....🤨
EmoGworl: I DIDN'T BRING A FUCKING HORSE HERE
TheGoldenSucc: I'm gonna name it Dio. Because it's white, blonde, big, and an enormous inconvenience
DaMan: you really named the horse with your father's name💀
TheGoldenSucc: also because I barely met it
DaMan: makes sense
MommyShark: I'm gonna get Dio back out
TheGoldenSucc: yes please, it's trying to eat my face now
Girlboss: get away from it???
TheGoldenSucc: Kay
TheGoldenSucc:
TheGoldenSucc: ITS CHASING ME I REPEt ITS CHASINH ME
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MommyShark: goodness 🗿
DaMan: IM COMING GIOGIO
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Pudding: I almost feel sorry for him lol
TokenStraight: that's very mean of you🤨
Pudding: he deserved it. He ate my taco
EmoGworl: that was actually me
EmoGworl: and I was also the one who pissed on his washing machine
EmoGworl: and the one who brought the horse
EmoGworl: I just love to terrorize you guys
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FanfictionAyy a Golden Wind chatfic! Where the crack is on fire, and everyone is alive and living together! 😃 This takes place in modern times btw🧍♀️ There will be chapters with a normal fic format. I made this so I could live with myself, after being abso...
