Passione Groupchat

The Plan

TheGoldenSucc created "Idk How To Name This" groupchat.

TheGoldenSucc added DaMan, MommyShark, EmoGworl, TokenStraight, and 11 others.

TokenStraight: well hello there

Formaggio: well, well, well, what do we have here!

Illuso: huh. Would you lookie here! I think your stupid idea's come to fruition! @ Formaggio

TheGoldenSucc: Basically.

Illuso: OH hey boss!

Risotto: hello, boss.

Formaggio: that scared the living crap out of me
Formaggio: hey boss!

Ghiaccio: I'm just going to ignore your usernames.

MommyShark:
MommyShark: shit.

TheGoldenSucc: is everyone online? I need everyone online, I kind of... don't like to repeat myself

DaMan: fair enough!

TheGoldenSucc: did that sound rude?

EmoGworl: OH my God, kid. NO! You have the right to not want to repeat yourself, for fuck's sake.

Melone: well, to answer your question, boss: yes, everyone is online.

TheGoldenSucc: thanks, Melone.
TheGoldenSucc: so this is what's gonna happen.
TheGoldenSucc: I'm giving you guys a week of vacation.

Formaggio: HELL YEAH!

Risotto: Really? Oh, thank you, boss!
Risotto: we promise we will come back to work better than ever.
Risotto: isn't that right, guys?

Formaggio: of course!

Pesci: yes!

Ghiaccio: absolutely.

Prosciutto: I think I speak for everyone when I say that this will be like a way to recharge.

TheGoldenSucc: good, but there's gonna be some rules.
TheGoldenSucc: you can bring your phones, of course, but try your best not to take many pictures. Only if you have a Polaroid or something.

EmoGworl: basically, you're not allowed to take pictures with your phones at all.

TheGoldenSucc: also, it would be best if you didn't mention this break to any other members outside of this group.

EmoGworl: translation: keep your mouths shut.

TheGoldenSucc: and lastly, if during this break you get attacked, you will all need to work together.

EmoGworl: in other words, if we get attacked, the party's over.

Girlboss: do you really need to do that, Abba?

EmoGworl: this guy needs a translator, at this point. BE MORE RIGID, KID

TheGoldenSucc: you're right, sorry.

EmoGworl: DON'T APOLOGIZE!!!

Sorbet: I have a question.

TheGoldenSucc: go ahead.

Sorbet: I heard that the Guard Squad has finally managed to hack.
Sorbet: while that is good for missions, I'm assuming they don't know about this break of ours. What guarantees us that they won't hack into our texts, and betray us?

Pudding: even if they do that, they won't get away with it. Rumors spread fast, here. So if we all do what Giorno told us to do, and even then, people start talking about our break- the Guard Squad will be the prime suspects.
Pudding: Tiziano and Squalo taught us how to track down hackers, and it's worked so far. So I don't think they'll be stupid enough to hack into our texts, after we told them not to.

MommyShark: and if we do get hacked by an outsider, or a traitor, you can leave that to me.

DaMan: I ALSO HAVE A QUESTION GIOGIO

TheGoldenSucc: yeah?

DaMan: what is your whole deal with "YOU" and "YOU GUYS"??
DaMan: last time I checked, you are coming with us

TheGoldenSucc: yeah, about that...

DaMan: THE ANSWER IS NO.

MommyShark: sorry about the misunderstanding guys. No vacation for anyone in our group.

TheGoldenSucc: oh no, you guys are going. I'm not.

TokenStraight: Giorno, we're over this. If you're not going, then so aren't we.

TheGoldenSucc: I have the Guard Squad, it will be fine.

DaMan: okay then what's my job as your right hand, if I'm not with you? I'll turn into your prosthetic hand!

TheGoldenSucc: Mista.

EmoGworl: kid, I don't know what it is, but you're really getting on my nerves today.
EmoGworl: YOU are coming. End of discussion.

Gelato: I know I probably don't have a say in this, boss. But whilst is true that we are all tired, and we all need a break- I think that the one who needs and DESERVES one the most, is you.

DaMan: THANK YOU!

TheGoldenSucc:
TheGoldenSucc: can I have time to think about it?

Girlboss: NO!
EmoGworl: NO.
MommyShark: no.
DaMan: NO!!
TokenStraight: NO >:(
Pudding: absolutely not.

TheGoldenSucc: fine. You win.

DaMan: now that's out of the way
DaMan: tell us the plan, Panna!

Pudding: okay about the location
Pudding: at first, I thought we could go to the north. If there is an emergency, we won't have problems coming back.
Pudding: but then I thought "no. If we're going on vacation, we're doing this for real."
Pudding: so I thought about some nice places outside of Italy, for us to visit.
Pudding: and in the end I chose, Algarve- Portugal
Pudding: I'm not taking complaints, I already booked the hotel, since Giorno told me to do whatever I wanted

Formaggio: nice!! I've always wanted to visit Portugal!

Pudding: I booked the hotel from Monday to Sunday. So we're going all out!
Pudding: so we better leave on Monday at like
Pudding: let me check
Pudding:
Pudding: 2 in the morning.
Pudding: that way, we'll get there by 4 am, and we have time to settle in, considering the... situation

Illuso: damn dude, you have everything planned out

Pudding: but of course

TheGoldenSucc: sounds lovely, Panna. Thank you

Pudding: you're welcome, love
Pudding: I MRAN BOSS
Pudding: FUCKINF AUGOCORRECTOR
Pudding: JESUS

Formaggio: I KNEW IT!!

Pesci: CALLED IT

Melone: I TOLD YOU GUYS THEY WERE DATING!
Melone: GIVE ME THOSE 20 EUROS, GHIA!

Ghiaccio: urgh

Pudding: WE'RE NOT A THING I PROMSIE

Prosciutto: bro
Prosciutto: don't try to hide it
Prosciutto: we know.🗿

Pudding: I'm
Pudding: I'm
Pudding: I'm sorry, Giorno

TheGoldenSucc: meh, might as well
TheGoldenSucc: anyways, organize your stuff men.
TheGoldenSucc: we're going to Portugal.