A/N: we stand Trish and Mista siblings arc, in this household
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"Pussione"
⁉️: YOU PEOPLR ARE JERKS
EmoGworl: what did we dooo🥺
⁉️: HAHA FUCK YOU TOO!
Cheese: OOH WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM, IM ALL EARSSS 👂👂👂👂
⁉️: THESE BITCHES ACTUALLY SENT ME TO A PSYCH WARD
TheGoldenSucc: did you have funnnn
⁉️: NO, EVERYTHING SMELLED LIKE PISS AND RATS
Pudding: it was just a scare Nara. Just know that you'll actually end up there if you keep getting yourself into trouble
⁉️: I'll stop, but please don't send me there again :((
TheGoldenSucc: fun fact: if I didn't bail you out, they would've kept you there. That's the point it's gotten
Mamalone: LMGAO
⁉️: bro their fridge didn't have handles. The door was like a magnet
Pineapple: what door?
⁉️: to the fridge
⁉️: so I had to actually FORCE it open
Pineapple: force what??
⁉️: the
⁉️: the door...
Pineapple: BUT WHAT DOOR??
⁉️: the door to THE FRIDGE MAN WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU??? KSHDKWKS
Ham: he's tired. He had a mission today
IGotTheMilk: he did so well 🥺
Pineapple: I diiiiddd🥺
Doraemon: Bro you deserve a girlfriend. Isn't there anyone you're interested in?
GenderfluidMirror: the last one STOLE MY PEANUT BUTTER
Pineapple: the last one stole their peanut butter
Cheese: I think she was arrested
Doraemon: I have a solution for you, Pesci, my friend!
Doraemon: you should download Tinder!
⁉️: NO, IT'S A TRAUMATIZING EXPERIENCE, DON'T DO IT PESCI
Pineapple: I don't think I will. The right person will come eventually :)
Doraemon: worth the shot
Pineapple: I'm still single though
⁉️: same
Ham: same
Girlboss: same
Elsa: wait seriously? I thought you and Sheila E were a thing??
TheGoldenSucc: THANK YOU
NoMilkIce: SOMEBODY SAID IT!!
Girlboss: WHWRE DID YOU GET THAT DROM???
Elsa: OH I DONT KNOW YOURE ALWAYS SO CLOSE TO EACH OTHER, IT LOOKS LIKE YOURE CONJOINED SISTERS
Girlboss: EXACTLY! We're like sisters! Nothing more, nothing less!
Doraemon: no, amica. You and I are like siblings. You and Giorno are like siblings. Literally every kid in our famiglia. Because we have the same legal guardian. You and Sheila E??? You're girlfriends
Mamalone: yeah, she's head over heels for you too
HatGoesHahaFunny: even I agree, and I don't even spend that much time with her
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FanfictionAyy a Golden Wind chatfic! Where the crack is on fire, and everyone is alive and living together! 😃 This takes place in modern times btw🧍♀️ There will be chapters with a normal fic format. I made this so I could live with myself, after being abso...
