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"La Squadra😼"

HatGoesHahaFunny: okay people,
HatGoesHahaFunny: I want everyone online, or else, heads will fly

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Mamalone: go straight to the point, I'm horny

HatGoesHahaFunny: WHY IN THE FUCK IS THERE "FEET PORN GIRL" WRITTEN ON THE GOOGLE SEARCH BAR???

Cheese: WAIT WHAT??? WAIT LET ME CHECK

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Cheese: BAHAGAUAHAHAHSGSHS

GenderfluidMirror: ewwwww

Mamalone: I CAN BET IT WAS GHIA!!

Elsa: I wouldn't be surprised if it was you

HatGoesHahaFunny: guys we are sharing an account with the Guard Squad!! What if they see that?!

Mamalone: they would expand their horizons

IGotTheMilk: it was you, right?...

Mamalone: Hey! I never said that!

Cheese: why didn't they just delete the search history?

HatGoesHahaFunny: you can't do that anymore
HatGoesHahaFunny: after the incident with the fire extinguisher and the piss, Don Giovanna is way too traumatized to even able that option again

NoMilkIce: it doesn't matter who did it, what matters is that they had a good time

IGotTheMilk: SORBET!!??

NoMilkIce: IM SORRY BUT IT'S TRUE!! WOULD YOU RATHER GO THROUGH ALL OF THIS KNOWING THAT THE PERSON DIDN'T EVEN ENJOY THEMSELVES???

Cheese: DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'RE TYPING??

Ham: SORBET WAS IT YOU???

NoMilkIce: NO!

Pineapple: Sorbet does have a point

Ham: NO HE DOESN'T???

Pineapple: he does, though. At least someone is happy

Mamalone: plot twist: it was Squalo who searched it

Ham: yeah, have you ever stopped to think that maybe it was one of THEM?? I mean, we share the account, right??

Elsa: I can't believe I'm saying this, but Melone is right

Cheese: yeah but I have to agree with Pesci on this one
Cheese: specially if the person who did it, is a virgin

Elsa: HOW DOES THAT CHANGE ANYTHING??

Cheese: think with me
Cheese: if they're a virgin, they don't know what awaits them. So at least let them be happy and have high expectations!
Cheese: if we say anything, they'll have their dreams and hopes stolen🙁

Ham: stolen just like the ostrich Lu brought here?

GenderfluidMirror: FOR FUCK'S SAKE, LEAVE CHARLOTTE OUT OF THIS

Pineapple: it's okay, guys. Riz, you can hack and see which computer it came from, right?

HatGoesHahaFunny: well, I'm not an expert at hacking but Melone could help me

Mamalone: already there, capo!

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"La Squadra😼"

HatGoesHahaFunny: so funny story

Cheese: IM VOTING FOR MELONE

IGotTheMilk: I'M VOTING FOR LU

Ham: Team Ghia here

GenderfluidMirror: TEAM PROSCI

HatGoesHahaFunny: team Tiziano

NoMilkIce:

Elsa: wha😀

HatGoesHahaFunny: it came from Tiziano's computer
HatGoesHahaFunny: by around 16:43 of today

Elsa: wait I was with him at that time??

HatGoesHahaFunny: fr?

Mamalone: oh yeah! Me and Ghia had a double date with him and Squalo at that time! I thought we'd told you?

HatGoesHahaFunny: then who the heck was in his room?

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"Guard Squad🥺🤲"

Woof: hello

Carne🥺: aren't you supposed to be on a mission?

Woof: I'm here cuz I have a question
Woof: where's Tiziano?

Squash💅: he wasn't feeling well, so he went out for a walk
Squash💅: why?

Woof: I need to give him back the key of his room

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DM from GimmeUrToes to Woof.

GimmeUrToes: thank you for covering for me, Secco

Woof: no problem! But... what were you doing in Tiziano's room?

GimmeUrToes: if you stop asking questions, I'll give you 15 sugar cubes