Passione Groupchat

M-MARRIAGE???

"We Need A Free Day"

Pudding: yall are not ready for what I'm about to tell you

DaMan: oh man what happened

Pudding: the call I just got...
Pudding: I giggled, not gonna lie

Girlboss: tell us already!!

Pudding: yall know how the boss from Vertigine has a daughter?

MommyShark: yeah?

Pudding: you know how they're a super influential organization but they're losing money because of Giorno's drug plan?

EmoGworl: yeah

Pudding:
Pudding: guess what he proposed to me

TokenStraight: well anything tbh
TokenStraight: but why did you mention his daught
TokenStraight:
TokenStraight: ha
TokenStraight: HAHAHAHAHSHS NO WAY

Pudding: I SWEAR

MommyShark:
MommyShark: OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED AHAHAHAHAH

EmoGworl: NOOOOAHAHAHAHAH

Girlboss: FUGO TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING AHAHHAHAHA

DaMan:
DaMan: I'm
DaMan: I'm so confused🧍‍♂️

EmoGworl: Mista come on, you're stupid, but not that stupid💀

DaMan: GEE THANKS

Pudding: Mista, let's do some calculations

TokenStraight: MATH MATH

Pudding: you have two organizations

DaMan: yes

Pudding: they're both very powerful and have everything to offer to each other

DaMan: right

Pudding: one of them is losing money because of the other

DaMan: yes

Pudding: that organization's boss happens to have a single daughter

DaMan: okay

Pudding: there are two options here for the organization that's losing money, to negotiate with the other permanently, creating an alliance. Think of these organizations as kingdoms, back to the times of kings and queens

DaMan: right, there's the option of war: one of them surrenders, making an agreement between the two

Pudding: that's right!
Pudding: however
Pudding: what's the pacifist option?

DaMan: uhhh
DaMan: I don't knOH MY GOD MARRIAGE

Pudding: EXACTLY

DaMan: HWATHAHAHAGAGAAY
DaMan: HE WANTED HIS DAUGHTER AND GIOGIO TO GET MARRIED???!?!?@ HAHAHAYSYGS
DaMan: IM NOT OKAY

Girlboss: GOD WAIT UNTIL HE FINDS OUT THAT THE BOSS IS 16 AND IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ANOTHER GUY💀💀💀

Pudding: THATS WHAT I WAS RHINKING

EmoGworl: please... as if mafiosi ever cared about that...

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TheGoldenSucc: what's going on?

MommyShark: scroll up, Giogio. Get ready to have a good laugh

TheGoldenSucc: mkay
TheGoldenSucc:
TheGoldenSucc: OH MY GOD AHHAHSHAHS

DaMan: IM SCRWMAING

TheGoldenSucc: I THOUGHT THIS SHIT ONLY HAPPENED IN MOVIES, WHAT THE HELL LMAO

Pudding: the guy that called was the boss' secretary
Pudding: he said, and I quote, GOD I CANT EVEN TYPE THIS WITH A STRAIGHT FACE
Pudding: "The boss would like to have a meeting with your Don to present to him his daughter, as in hopes to form an alliance between our two organizations" IM FUCKING HOLLERING

EmoGworl: HELP WHAT DO THEY EVEN HAVE TO OFFER???

Pudding: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!! THEY'RE LOSING MONEY! THEY HAVE NOTHING TO GIVE TO US
Pudding: God, Giorno, say yes to the meeting just so you can see the guy's reaction💀💀💀

TokenStraight: TEA! TEA! TEA!

Girlboss: TEA! TEA! TEA!

TheGoldenSucc:
TheGoldenSucc: wait

DaMan: IIDBJAJSSIW
DaMan: wwhy did you stop laughing?😃

TheGoldenSucc:

EmoGworl: kid?

Girlboss:
Girlboss: boss, u gud?🙃

MommyShark: Giorno?
MommyShark:
MommyShark: oh

Pudding:
Pudding: Giorno, you're not actually thinking about it, are you?

MommyShark: no, Panna, that's not it
MommyShark: the second option is out of the way for sure. That leaves us with our first option

Pudding:
Pudding: uh-oh

DaMan: shiiiiittttt we're not going to war are we???

TheGoldenSucc: hopefully not, but this meeting has to happen one way or another
TheGoldenSucc: Panna, confirm the meeting, will you?

Pudding: right.

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DaMan: Giogio I don't wanna go to war😭😭

EmoGworl: God, keep your composure idiot.

TheGoldenSucc: well, I mean
TheGoldenSucc: we just got attacked recently, I'm not in the mood for another war. Maybe we can get to an agreement without taking extremes. I'll take care of it, don't worry
TheGoldenSucc: besides, I'm not getting married anytime soon, let alone with someone who isn't Fugo💀
TheGoldenSucc: where did they get these ideas??

EmoGworl: the stronzo probably thinks you're a grown ass adult. I really wanna be there when this meeting happens

DaMan: also awwwww you wanna get married to Pannaaaaa

TheGoldenSucc: isn't that
TheGoldenSucc: you know
TheGoldenSucc: normal when you're in a relationship?🗿

DaMan: yeah, I just found it adorable😭💖

MommyShark: remember when Fugo bought you a ring back in Portugal?

Girlboss: it was so cute😍✨️

TokenStraight: and the diamond was bigger than my dicc so

DaMan: nah, it wasn't very big now that you mention it...

Girlboss: HELP

TokenStraight: anyways I peed🤝

EmoGworl: awesome.