Passione Groupchat

Oh my!

"We Need A Free Day"

MommyShark: something very serious happened

EmoGworl: *sigh*
EmoGworl: did Trish get suspended again? Cuz that's not serious. Or surprising.

Girlboss: it's never my fault okay???

MommyShark: I think you know what I'm talking about, Abba

EmoGworl: of course. The guy who sold the cocaine to Cioccolata was part of a group that's spreading throughout Naples.

MommyShark: I found out their leader is a serial killer. Who only kills women

Girlboss: FR???

MommyShark: yeah, we need to get to the base as soon as possible. Where's Giorno?

Girlboss: he's teaching Panna how to use a rifle! The poor guy almost cried the first time he had to hold one

MommyShark: why is he teaching him that of all things, and how does HE know how to use a rifle???

Girlboss: maybe he's a masochist?

MommyShark: maybe...

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TheGoldenSucc: would you look at that! Risotto sent us a file with the guy's latest location! He can still walk!

EmoGworl: oh please, how old do you think he is?

TheGoldenSucc: I'd rather not answer that

Pudding: Bucciarati, I have a question
Pudding: why was Narancia near the docks, earlier?

MommyShark: oh just for the patrol. Why?

Pudding: oh nothing, I just never saw him go to that area. That's why I was worried

Girlboss: I don't trust him... sure! He's good for patrol! And so what? He smells like feet, and he's near the docks! He's gonna attract all the seagulls, and THEN we're the ones who'll have to save him

DaMan: how do you know what feet smell like?

Girlboss: I have feet???

TokenStraight: well that ain't very nice of you ;/

EmoGworl: WHEN DID YOU GET HERE???

TokenStraight: I am God.

EmoGworl: fair enough

TokenStraight: also, I need help
TokenStraight: I accidentally swiped right on a crusty old man on Tinder, and I don't know how to tell him I'm not interested, and that I prefer to kill women
TokenStraight: I mean, kiss women

MommyShark: hold on... did you just out yourself?...

TokenStraight: no!

DaMan: I think it's pretty sus that you're both on Tinder AGAIN and swiping on men, but sure

TokenStraight: oh
TokenStraight: yeah
TokenStraight: totally that

MommyShark: anyways Nara, there's a serial killer in town. Giorno, should we go look around or...

TheGoldenSucc: he's gonna be a very difficult individual to catch... especially because the police will not help in the case, due to the deal we have with them. They'll only show up when we have all data/info
TheGoldenSucc: I say, that when you guys go investigate, you cross dress

Pudding: say what

TheGoldenSucc: I did my research, and the guy only kills prostitutes, so if you cross dress, you might attract him

EmoGworl:
EmoGworl: I hate to say it, but that might work

TheGoldenSucc: I think only one of you should go
TheGoldenSucc: Abba! You wouldn't mind

EmoGworl: WHY ME??

TheGoldenSucc: because I want you to suffer. Now, Trish, give him a dress that would fit him

Girlboss: yes boss!

EmoGworl: BUT SHE'S THE GIRL HERE

TheGoldenSucc: SHE'S ALSO 16. NOW GO BEFORE I LOSE IT.

DaMan: 😀 Giogio, are you okay?

TheGoldenSucc: too much going on this week, I'm sorry

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"We Need A Free Day"

Pudding: how's it going there, Abba?

EmoGworl: you know, I never thought my entire career would come to this.

MommyShark: you look nice in a dress-

EmoGworl: shut up Bruno

MommyShark: yes, shut up Bruno, okay

TheGoldenSucc: do you see anyone suspicious?

EmoGworl: ME
EmoGworl: I LOOK SO SUS RIGHT NOW
EmoGworl: AHHHHHHHHHH

Girlboss: he's talking about the killer, Abba

EmoGworl: oh
EmoGworl: then no, I don't see anyone here

TokenStraight: we can always suspect he's changing locations

TheGoldenSucc: I don't think so...

EmoGworl: listen, 3 men came up to me for "services", and when I told them I'm a man, they said "even better". I don't think it's a good idea me being here. Why doesn't Mista do it? He's the one who's used to dress up!

DaMan: How dare you??? I'm a beautiful young lady!😡

EmoGworl: SO AM I RIGHT NOW, GET THIS THING OFF OF ME

Pudding: I say we leave this for another day

TheGoldenSucc: good idea. I'll see you guys tomorrow

TokenStraight: yeah I'll try to kill some women in the mean time
TokenStraight: kiss*
TokenStraight: I'm not gay
TokenStraight:
TokenStraight: or a murderer

DaMan:
DaMan: seems pretty gay to me

Titz: BOSS
Titz: BEFORE YOU GO
Titz: SORRY WE'RE HACKING INTO YOUR GC AGAIN, BUT YOU'VE BEEN HACKED

Girlboss: HUH????

Titz: That's not Narancia! That's the guy you're going after! He wanted to hack in, so he'd be able to deactivate his location from your devices!

TokenStraight: man! Now that I was so close

EmoGworl:
EmoGworl: I genuinely don't know how to react
EmoGworl: should we call the police now, or..?

TokenStraight: don't bother. I'll turn myself in. I'm so poor.

TheGoldenSucc: okay, buddy. Great thing you came to your senses, but you're not turning yourself in😊
TheGoldenSucc: Tiziano, would you be a dear?

Titz: yeah don't worry, I have his live location, and I'll cut off his connection. Have the rest of a good night, you guys

EmoGworl:
EmoGworl: wait so
EmoGworl: if this was the killer
EmoGworl: then where the hell is Narancia?

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TokenStraight: DUDE I GOT ATTACKED BY A BUNCH OF SEAGULLS AND THEN SOME DUDE PUSHED ME OFF THE DOCKS
TokenStraight: IM SOAKING WET AND FILLED WITH FEATHERS
TokenStraight:
TokenStraight: oh my, what happened in here?

DaMan: I wanna pee