"We Need A Free Day"
Girlboss: Abbaaaacchioooooo
Girlboss: let's go already!! I'm gonna be late!!
EmoGworl: you're not gonna be late. Everything is under control
Girlboss: MOOOOMMMM!!! DAD DOESN'T WANT TO DRIVE ME TO SCHOOOOLLL
EmoGworl: Telling on me won't help you, amica!
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MommyShark: Abbacchio, she's gonna be 5 minutes late for her first day
EmoGworl: IM GOING CHILL
DaMan: oh since we're already here, can you drive us to the supermarket? We have some shopping to do
TokenStraight: yes yes, I wanna tag along!
Pudding: can I go toooooo??
EmoGworl: WHAT?? AM I YOUR PRIVATE DRIVER NOW??
EmoGworl: Ask Giorno! He has like 5 of those!
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TheGoldenSucc: I also want to go shopping 🧍♂️
EmoGworl: FOR FUCK'S SAKE KID, GO BACK TO WORK
TheGoldenSucc: I'm done😺 please Abbaaaaaa
Pudding: pleeaaasseeeeeee
TokenStraight: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
DaMan: come on daaaadddddd
Girlboss: okay, I'm officially late for my first day
EmoGworl: FUCK
EmoGworl: EVERYONE HOP IN THE TRUCK, WE'RE LEAVING
DaMan: YEYYY!!!
MommyShark: have fun!
EmoGworl: haha! Fuck you too!
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"We Need A Free Day"
MommyShark: soooo
MommyShark: how was it, you guys?👁👁
EmoGworl: suicide fuel
DaMan: oh stop it, we weren't that bad
EmoGworl: Mista, do you know how EMBARRASSING it was to have an 18 year old sitting in a shopping cart, while another 18 year old RACED with it across the candy aisle?!??!
TokenStraight: I had the time of my life lol
EmoGworl: then I lost Giorno and Fugo, and when I found them, they were trying to put Giorno inside the ice cream fridge
TheGoldenSucc: at least we brought ice cream
EmoGworl: you do realize you're the boss of the Italian mafia, right?
TheGoldenSucc:
TheGoldenSucc: they have liquid chocolate inside, Abbacchio.
EmoGworl: okay, Giorno
MommyShark: how was your morning, Trish?
Girlboss: good! Somebody told me that eleventh grade would be easier but I doubt it
Girlboss: I made new friends too!
MommyShark: that's great to hear, Trish!
Girlboss: also, I got suspended
MommyShark: WHAT
EmoGworl: HOW DID YOU DO THAT???
Girlboss: new record, everyone!!
DaMan: TRISH PLEASE, YOU WERE IN SCHOOL FOR ONLY 4 HOURS💀💀💀
Girlboss: the new kid called me the d word! I punched him to kingdom come!
MommyShark:
MommyShark: okay slay, I approve
EmoGworl: you got suspended for defending your pride?💀 tell me the kid also got some type of punishment
Girlboss: nop. He did get very scolded. But not much, because he's new
MommyShark: nah not on my watch
MommyShark: who's your head-teacher?
Girlboss: The blonde lady with a beard
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EmoGworl: welp, mamma Bruno is about to go feral
EmoGworl: I better go with him, or else he'll try to shove the kid's head in the coffee machine. Again.
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TokenStraight: I live for this lol
DaMan: same GO MAMMA BRUNO! GO TRISH! GO PAPA ABBA!
Girlboss: are you two on good terms now?
DaMan: PFFT
TokenStraight: let's change the subject ajdhjwna
Pudding: what? What happened?
TheGoldenSucc: are you still not talking to each other?
TokenStraight: trust me, we're talking JASAKJAJSIS
DaMan: SHH dude don't tell them too much IAHSKQNS
Pudding: I am
Pudding: so scared
Girlboss: I'm not even gonna ask lol
TheGoldenSucc: yeah better not akshakjs
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DM from Pudding to TokenStraight.
Pudding: okay, what's this all about?💀
TokenStraight: JSBAJAJSJSJSBD nothing literally ajjdjanaj
Pudding: Narancia you can't fool me🗿
TokenStraight: do you really wanna know?
Pudding:
Pudding: you know what? I changed my mind
TokenStraight: let's just say that we became reaaaally close friends
Pudding: YOU FUCKED????
TokenStraight: HWTA NO WHAT???
TokenStraight: NO FUGO WHAT
Pudding: WELL YOU SAID IT LIKE THAT, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT???
TokenStraight: it involves farts and vodka, you don't wanna know the rest
Pudding: you're right, I don't
TokenStraight: we also had another make out session, this time we were sober
Pudding: WHAT
TokenStraight: OI I TOLD YOU HE'S GOOD AT THE JOB
Pudding: IM OUT OF HERE BYE
TokenStraight: I PROMISE THERE'S NOTHING SUS GOING ON💀💀
Pudding: YOU'RE CONTRADICTING YOURSELF
TokenStraight: wanna know something else?
Pudding: no
TokenStraight: I farted 🤭
Pudding: okay Narancia
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FanfictionAyy a Golden Wind chatfic! Where the crack is on fire, and everyone is alive and living together! 😃 This takes place in modern times btw🧍♀️ There will be chapters with a normal fic format. I made this so I could live with myself, after being abso...
