"Underpaid Team😨"
Cheese: yall we have a huge problem
Ham: we've talked about this, Formaggio. Pesci eating your cookies on accident, is NOT a "huge problem"
Cheese: first off, IT IS, THOSE ARE MY COOKIES
Pineapple: I didn't know😭
Cheese: secondly, no, it's not that. It's about Sorbet and Gelato
GenderfluidMirror: uh-oh
HatGoesHahaFunny: don't tell me they failed to get their mission completed
Cheese: nah, that's not it. They do a lot of things, but failing missions is not on the list
Cheese: you guys
Cheese: they aren't talking to each other
Cheese: like they're mad MAD
Cheese: but not the typical "couple mad" mad
Cheese: they are MAD
Elsa: they'll be fine by the end of the day. They can't keep their hands off each other for long
Cheese: I would agree with you IF THIS WASN'T LIKE THIS FOR ALMOST A WEEK
Mamalone: oh man
Pineapple: we gotta get them to talk to each other again
Pineapple: they do their best work together
HatGoesHahaFunny: they had their mission a week ago. Something could've happened
Cheese: I don't know
Cheese: but I'm worried, I don't want them to get a divorce😭
Mamalone: couples fight, Formaggio. They're gonna be fine
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IGotTheMilk: okay sorry I was gone for some time, I had to go get Narancia back to the villa cuz APPARENTLY he got stuck on the roof of some restaurant
IGotTheMilk: he said it was a dare given by his mates from school, but I don't believe it
IGotTheMilk: they need to put that guy in therapy or some shit
HatGoesHahaFunny: are you and Sorbet okay?
IGotTheMilk: GOOD AFTERNOON TO YOU TOO???
HatGoesHahaFunny: Formaggio told us you guys had a fight
HatGoesHahaFunny: what happened?
IGotTheMilk: Formaggio, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret
Cheese: ooo I like secrets :D
IGotTheMilk: yeah! Ahaha
Cheese: ahhah!
IGotTheMilk: you know, the funny thing about secrets, is that YOU DONT TELL OTHER PEOPLE ABOUT THEM
IGotTheMilk: GO TO THE FUCKING DICTIONARY, ITS THE DEFINITION OF IT
Cheese: sorry dad :(
Ham: tbh I don't really care about what happened, I just want you to be okay again cuz we need the money
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NoMilkIce: I am honestly so confused.
IGotTheMilk: oh great, another day of pretending like you're the victim!
NoMilkIce: it's been a week, and I still don't know what I did wrong
NoMilkIce: you're in our room, right? I'm coming in so we can talk
IGotTheMilk: oh nah-ah
IGotTheMilk: act like your hairline and back the fuck away
Mamalone: LMFAO
Cheese: NO NEED TO DO HIM LIKE THAT JAHSKA
NoMilkIce: my hairline is not my fault😭
IGotTheMilk: This BITCH forgot our anniversary!
NoMilkIce: no I didn't??? Our anniversary was months ago!
IGotTheMilk: yeah! 12 months ago! WHICH MEANS THAT IT WAS A WEEK AGO
NoMilkIce: NO ITS NOT, WE CELEBRATED IT ALREADY
IGotTheMilk: I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE WEDDING ANNIVERSARY, IM TALKING ABOUT THE OTHER ONE
NoMilkIce: WE HAVE ANOTHER ONE??
IGotTheMilk: YOURE SO STUPID GOD
NoMilkIce: oi I'm not stupid
IGotTheMilk: sure, the other day you just tried to put a microwave INSIDE another microwave
Pineapple: that sounds like something Narancia would do
HatGoesHahaFunny: also, I have to agree with Sorbet on this one- what anniversary are you talking about??
IGotTheMilk: the one we had our first kill together! It's special, and he always remembers it :((
Ham: you have anniversaries for everything in existence, Gelato
IGotTheMilk: it's not my fault, they're special😭
NoMilkIce: okay love, I'm sorry I forgot today's date. What do you want me to do now?
IGotTheMilk: I want you to take that pocket knife of yours, shove it up your ass, and see if it shines
Mamalone: I tried it once, it hurt
Elsa: MELONE????
Pineapple: AREARE YOU OKAY,???
Mamalone: no😃
IGotTheMilk: I actually want hugs, now. These people scare me☹️
NoMilkIce: well that didn't take much
Elsa: see? I told you this wouldn't last long
IGotTheMilk: so what's for dinner?
Mamalone: ur mom
IGotTheMilk: did you cook her at least?
Cheese: bro you have some problems💀
GenderfluidMirror: you say that as if you haven't been working with him for years
HatGoesHahaFunny: remember when these two gave a guy's cooked head to the guy's father?
Ham: that was the moment I genuinely thought we were living in danger🗿
IGotTheMilk: we cooked him togetheeeerrr!!! It was so cute 😚🤲
NoMilkIce: it was adorable
IGotTheMilk: I love you Bet✨️
NoMilkIce: ti amo anch'io, bello
Elsa: VOMIITTTT
IGotTheMilk: if it's so gross, you can stop spending the weekends with us
Elsa: yall give me food, it's okay
GenderfluidMirror: yall I think Narancia came back for revenge from that time we dragged him to cow shit
GenderfluidMirror: he pissed on our doorstep🤌
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FanfictionAyy a Golden Wind chatfic! Where the crack is on fire, and everyone is alive and living together! 😃 This takes place in modern times btw🧍♀️ There will be chapters with a normal fic format. I made this so I could live with myself, after being abso...
