"Idk How To Name This"
EmoGworl: GIORNO BREATHE
TheGoldenSucc: I SWEAR IM HAVING A STROKE
DaMan: I LOST MY GUN, I REPEAT, I LOST MY GUN!!!
Girlboss: NARWNCIA GIVE ME BACK MY PURSE
TokenStraight: YOU STOLE MY BRUSH, DONT LIE TO ME TRISH
Girlboss: WHY WOULD I WANT YOUR STINKY LICE-FILLED BRUSH????
Pudding: JUST GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE NARANCIA I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT FOR YOU FUCK
EmoGworl: GIORNO IF YOU DONT DRINK THIS MOTHER FUCKING WATER I WILL PUT MY PISS IN YOUR SOUP TONIGHT
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HatGoesHahaFunny: Bucciarati, we got the room reawhat the fuck is going on
NoMilkIce: are you people good??
MommyShark: they're fine, just nervous
TokenStraight: SOMEBODY DECAPITATE ME
Cheese: my oh my! My chance has finally arrived!
GenderfluidMirror: you stay the fuck away, Formaggio
DaMan: where's my weed when I need it????😭😭
TheGoldenSucc: TAKE THAT BACK MISTA
DaMan: SORRY GIOGIO IM NERVOUS😭😭
IGotTheMilk: just what the hell is going on?😭
MommyShark: Giorno has a meeting with some important people from the government, in a couple of minutes. I honestly don't even remember their names
TheGoldenSucc: GOD I NEVER PRAYED THIS MUCH IN MY LIFE BEFORE
EmoGworl: EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE FINE BUT YOU NEED TO CHANGE YOUR ATTITUDE
EmoGworl: think about it this way: they're already wary of you, so you need to be on your best behavior
EmoGworl: come on, I'll braid your hair and we can talk some moreTheGoldenSucc: yeah... yeah okay
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Pineapple: I can imagine his stress, poor kid
Cheese: that "poor kid" is the king of Passione, he's gonna be fine.
Ham: yeah, stuff always goes his way. Even the government can't surpass his position
GenderfluidMirror: exactly. Therefore, he should've come to our party 😾
MommyShark: do you honestly think it would be a good idea for him to go? It's like asking the Queen of England to go to a downtown party
DaMan: not a good comparison: the Queen is dead
TokenStraight: HWAT
Girlboss: WHAT WHEN???
Cheese: SHE DIED??
HatGoesHahaFunny: for real??
DaMan: yeah, this Thursday. Yall don't watch the news??
GenderfluidMirror: DO I LOOK LIKE SOMEONE WHO WATCHES THE NEWS, MISTA???
MommyShark: either way, it would be a stupid move to let Giorno go
Pudding: agreed
HatGoesHahaFunny: but wow people from the government can be scary, is he going alone?
MommyShark: oh no, our team's all going. The guy must be boss but God bless his soul, and not let him do this alone
TokenStraight: oh please the government is more scared of him, than he is of them. And knowing Giorno as we know him, he can be very intimidating when he uses his Don voice
DaMan: it's scary😭
Girlboss: Mista, for the love of god💀
Girlboss: oop I'll be right back1 participant is now offline.
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EmoGworl: I promised him pizza at Libeccio's after this
TheGoldenSucc: it better be mozzarella
TokenStraight: you're lucky I have the day off >:T
Elsa: is there a reason why LITERALLY out of NOWHERE they decided to have a meeting??
TheGoldenSucc: it's probably because we stopped the illegal drug trades in our area, and part of their money just went down the drain but I don't care lol
TheGoldenSucc: I have a plan, like alwaysPudding: I would honestly be surprised if you didn't
TheGoldenSucc: I suddenly had a boost of confidence, I can do this
DaMan: that's the spirit!
EmoGworl: THINK ABOUT THE PIZZAS!!
Pudding: go Giorno go!
MommyShark: you won't be alone, so don't worry
Pineapple: you're gonna do great, boss!
GenderfluidMirror: you got this!
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Girlboss: they're here, I'm taking them to the meeting room.
TheGoldenSucc: OH GOD I'M GONNA PUKE
EmoGworl: THE PIZZAS GIORNO, THE PIZZAS!!!!
TheGoldenSucc: THE PIZZAS
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