Passione Groupchat

Poor Pesci

"Underpaid Team😨"

Mamalone: I'm gonna go masturbate brb

Cheese: OKAY????

NoMilkIce: GOOD TO KNOW???

Mamalone: wrong chat, sorry

GenderfluidMirror: "WRONG CHAT" HE SAYS

IGotTheMilk: leave him alone! He's exploring his sexuality! It's the age!

Ham: Gelato, he's 23.💀

IGotTheMilk: exactly

Cheese: dads am I right?

Mamalone: sorry if my libido is too high🙄 not my fault

IGotTheMilk: it's okay, Mel. We love you anyway

Cheese: no we don't lol

IGotTheMilk: you're grounded.

Cheese: Daaaaad, papa Gelato is grounding meeee!!!!

NoMilkIce: slay

Cheese: PAPI RISOTTOOOO

HatGoesHahaFunny: boy wtf did you just call me💀

Cheese: they're grounding me!!

HatGoesHahaFunny: slay

Cheese: slay

Pineapple: am I the only one worried about the fact that he's texting someone at 4 am?😨

GenderfluidMirror: dude you're doing that too
GenderfluidMirror: all of us are🗿

Ham: nah but who the hell masturbates at 4 am?

Mamalone: I do

Ham: I know, Melone

Cheese: is Ghiaccio offline?

Ham: yes, because he has some sense, and he's asleep at 4 am.
Ham: I'm surprised about the fact that Pesci is awake

Pineapple: oh I was texting someone too :>

Mamalone: THEN WHY IS IT SURPRISING THAT I AM???

Pineapple:
Pineapple: anyways

Cheese: ooohhh who are you texting at 4 am, Pesciiii

Pineapple: no one important!

GenderfluidMirror: is it a girlfrieeeenddd??

Mamalone: awwww they grow up so fast...

Cheese: wait until she rips your heart out and stomps on it like a piece of dried dog shit

GenderfluidMirror:

HatGoesHahaFunny:

IGotTheMilk:

Ham:
Ham: Formaggio, are you okay?

Cheese: I need to go back to therapy

Ham:
Ham: anyways
Ham: Pesci, is it really a girlfriend?

Pineapple: no!! She's just a friend I met at the bar we went to, last week!

GenderfluidMirror: oh yes, definitely a girlfriend

NoMilkIce: what, so guys can't be friends with women without catching feelings?

GenderfluidMirror: it's just a surprise!

IGotTheMilk: what's the name of the lady, Pesci?

Pineapple: her name is Nocciola! She's super sweet!

IGotTheMilk: aawww

Ham: I need age, occupation, and income

Pineapple: why do you want her income??😭😭

Ham: to know if she's a gold digger

Cheese: bro if someone's a gold digger in this situation, it's Pesci. We're broke as fuck💀

Ham: still

Pineapple: well, she's 25, and she's a vet!

GenderfluidMirror: an older lady, I see

Mamalone: sounds promising. What's her birth sign?

HatGoesHahaFunny: don't give him ideas, Pesci

Pineapple: trust me, I won't🧍‍♂️

Mamalone: MAN
Mamalone: I shall do a tarot reading then
Mamalone: Pesci, I'm afraid you'll need to come to my room

Ham: leave him alone🗿

Cheese: and leave HER alone💀

GenderfluidMirror: but omggg I'm so happy for you Pesci!!!

Pineapple: I just told you she's a friend.

GenderfluidMirror: still😃😃😃

HatGoesHahaFunny: now that I think of it
HatGoesHahaFunny: Nocciola is a very familiar name
HatGoesHahaFunny:
HatGoesHahaFunny: Pesci, does she have really pale skin?

Pineapple: yeah?

HatGoesHahaFunny: red hair?

Pineapple: yes

Mamalone: oh my God it's Ed Sheeran

Cheese: SHUT THE FUCK UUUUPPP

HatGoesHahaFunny: she
HatGoesHahaFunny:
HatGoesHahaFunny: Illuso

GenderfluidMirror:
GenderfluidMirror: OH MY FUCKING GOD

Pineapple: WHAT

GenderfluidMirror: YOU SURE THAT WAS HER, RISOTTO???
GenderfluidMirror: PESCI, SEND A PICTURE OF HER

Pineapple: right... let me just go to her IG real quick
Pineapple:
Pineapple: 1 attachment.

GenderfluidMirror:
GenderfluidMirror: OH MY GOD

Pineapple: HWAT IS IT

GenderfluidMirror: THAT BITCH ROBBED THE STORE I WORK AT, LAST WEDNESDAY
GenderfluidMirror: SHE TOOK A PEANUT BUTTER JAR BUT STILL ROBBED!!
GenderfluidMirror: I SWEAR I WENT AFTER HER BUT I LOST TRACK
GenderfluidMirror: ME AND RISOTTO HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT WHORE FOR A WEEK

Ham: WHAT💀💀💀

Mamalone: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Cheese: LMFAOOO

Pineapple: WHY ME😭😭😭

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Elsa: who the hell's farting repeatedly???