"We Need A Free Day"
TokenStraight: I HAVE TEA SISTERS
Girlboss: oh no
DaMan: I'll go get the first-aid kit
TokenStraight: no-no! It's good!
EmoGworl: I am fucking terrified
TokenStraight: YO BOY'S GOT A DATE😎😎
TheGoldenSucc: oh no💀
Pudding: alright here comes the questioning
MommyShark: name.
TokenStraight: I don't remember
MommyShark: occupation.
TokenStraight: college student
EmoGworl: ah... an older lady
MommyShark: age.
TokenStraight: 18
EmoGworl: by a year, I see
MommyShark: photo.
TokenStraight: 1 attachment.
DaMan: mf looks 40
Girlboss: shawty's got more beard than any of the adult men in our circle
TokenStraight: SHE'S A QUEEN
MommyShark: I don't judge tastes. To each their own. But where do you know her from?
TokenStraight: we met on Roblox
DaMan: aw hell nah
TokenStraight: you met her, dude. We bullied the little kids on the server with her
DaMan: shit that's a woman?? Bish sounded like a whole ass mammoth 😨
MommyShark: yeah I'm sorry Narancia, I can't let you go on this date with her
TokenStraight: WHY??? Cuz she's a woman??? Sorry I don't like men😭
Pudding: NO DUDE, IT'S CUZ MF'S AT LEAST 40
MommyShark: besides you don't even remember her name🗿
TokenStraight: I'LL REMEMBER IT EVENTUALLY
TokenStraight: WE'RE GONNA MEET ON LIDL'S PARKING LOT LATER TONIGHT ANd okay I see why you won't let me go
DaMan: mah boi Nara's about to get abducted💀💀
TokenStraight: oi! If anything, I have Aerosmith!
MommyShark: Narancia, is it really worth the risk?
TokenStraight: I'm just so fucking single💀💀
Girlboss: better than sucking face with a 40 year old gorilla lookin ahh🗿
TokenStraight: she was gorgeous 😭😭
MommyShark: not when that's a possible predator💀
TheGoldenSucc: I say we let him go, and if anything, we kill the thing
DaMan: THING
TheGoldenSucc: I'm not wrong! Predators are inhumane disgusting beasts!
DaMan: okay yeah fair
EmoGworl: I mean we kill two birds with a stone. She'll either be a safe young lady with questionable looks and Narancia ends up dating her, or if she's a predator we go boom boom 🤙
Girlboss: then it's settled!
Pudding: my God......
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"We Need A Free Day"
TokenStraight:
TokenStraight: well
TheGoldenSucc: listen, it was
TheGoldenSucc: hm.
MommyShark: well we did keep our promise
Girlboss: Narancia, tbh, how did you not realize that was a man sooner?💀
TokenStraight: OI YOU ALSO SAW THE PICTURE AND YOU DIDN'T SAY SHIT
Girlboss: WELL I DID SAY IT LOOKED 40
DaMan: guess my man Narancia will stay single for a while
TokenStraight: I can't be happy these days, can I?
ZAWORUDO: I clogged the toilet btw
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同人小說Ayy a Golden Wind chatfic! Where the crack is on fire, and everyone is alive and living together! 😃 This takes place in modern times btw🧍♀️ There will be chapters with a normal fic format. I made this so I could live with myself, after being abso...
