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Cabelo.

A/N: yall this chapter has some disgusting themes so beware😭 but... if you're a person with periods, it might be helpful??

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"We Need A Free Day"

Girlboss: yall I need a doctor🧍‍♀️

Pudding: that's new coming from you. I'm used to hearing Narancia say that

TokenStraight: oi this isn't about me
TokenStraight: besides, I don't get into that much trouble!

TheGoldenSucc: that's a pure lie

MommyShark: what's wrong, Trish?

Girlboss:
Girlboss: I'd rather not say it, just give me a ride to the hospital yeah?🚶‍♂️

EmoGworl: pfft so you expect me to drive you all the way to the hospital, without even knowing what you're gonna do there

Pudding: do we even have an insurance?

TheGoldenSucc: we don't need an insurance, we have money

Pudding: meh fair enough

MommyShark: Trish I'm sorry, but if we're taking you to the doctor, you need to tell us what's wrong

Girlboss: fine I'll just say it
Girlboss: the string to my tampon broke, and I can't get it out. The tampon is lost somewhere inside of me.

EmoGworl:

DaMan: wow 

TokenStraight: oh my God.

Pudding: the human body amazes me every day

TheGoldenSucc: I think you should stick to the pads...

MommyShark: I don't know what to do in these emergencies, I'm sorry Trish🚶‍♂️

Girlboss: just so you know, I had to ask Sheila E for help. That's the point it's gotten. Now get me to the fucking ER

EmoGworl: that's a fair reason, get in the car.

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"Idk How To Name This"

Cheese: I never thought I'd say this, but we haven't gotten a mission in like 2 months

NoMilkIce: I miss touching money

TheGoldenSucc: Cannolo didn't give you the schedule? You have a mission, though

HatGoesHahaFunny: nobody gave us anything

EmoGworl: Trish can give it to you instead, but she has been in the hospital since yesterday. I'm gonna get her later in the afternoon

IGotTheMilk: woah what happened to her?

GenderfluidMirror: is everything okay?

TokenStraight: well uh

MommyShark: it's really not that much of a

DaMan: she has a tampon lost somewhere down there

IGotTheMilk:

IGotTheMilk: sometimes I should stop being so curious, and shut my damn mouth

HatGoesHahaFunny: Jesus

Pineapple: well that's worrisome😟

Mamalone: ???? Why the hell is she in the hospital then??

Pudding: whatwhat do you mean WHY is she in the hospital?? She needs to get that thing out!

Mamalone: you people's knowledge about the female anatomy never fails to fascinate me
Mamalone: The place where the tampon goes, is also from where a baby comes out. So she can just push it out

Mamalone: that's why it's not uncommon for women to shit during labor
Mamalone: she can literally give birth to the tampon

TokenStraight: ENOUGH SHIT TALKING I THINK IM GONNA THROW UP

DaMan: YEAH MAN, IM IMAGINING THINGS I DON'T WANT

Cheese: I am NOT going to question how you know this

Mamalone: it's human anatomy???
Mamalone: your moms probably shat themselves while giving birth to you people

EmoGworl: ew...

Pudding: I'm surprised SOMEONE didn't know about this @/TheGoldenSucc

TheGoldenSucc: I did, but I didn't want to say it. It would be too weird and gross
TheGoldenSucc: when I went to DM her, she was already offline

Elsa: hair
Elsa:
Elsa: JESUS AUTOCORRECTOR IT'S "HELL"
Elsa: I WANTED TO SAY "HELL"

TokenStraight: HAIR

MommyShark: hair.

IGotTheMilk: Hair!

EmoGworl: hair

GenderfluidMirror: hair

Pudding: hair
Pudding: wait Mista, how do you say "hair" in portuguese?

DaMan: why??

Pudding: just say it!

DaMan: cabelo

Pudding: cabelo.

Cheese: cabelo✨️

EmoGworl: cabelo.

TheGoldenSucc: beautiful

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Girlboss: @/HatGoesHahaFunny sorry I'm late, I just got online. I sent you your next mission by email
Girlboss: also wtf is going on

HatGoesHahaFunny: thanks, but you didn't need to worry about that while you're at the hospital

Girlboss: YOU GUYS TOLD THEM????

TheGoldenSucc: cabelo.

Girlboss: okay.