TOO MUCH TO HANDLE

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"We Need A Free Day"

Pudding: the rest of you might want to get online. It's important

3 participants are now online.

TokenStraight: another report, Fugo???

Girlboss: wtf is going on all of a sudden😭

TheGoldenSucc: what happened Panna?

Pudding: I'm gonna go straight to the point
Pudding: Gelato is developing a Stand

EmoGworl: HE'S WHAT

MommyShark: Is that even possible???

DaMan: WAIT WHAT

Girlboss: JUST LIKE THAT???

TokenStraight: WELL THOSE ARE SURELY NEWS

TheGoldenSucc:
TheGoldenSucc: WOW I sure wasn't expecting that💀

DaMan: bro we haven't even reached the middle of September and so much is going on, already!!

TokenStraight: Gelato is getting a Stand, the numbers on the hotels' circle are RISING, the casinos are BOOMING, Tiziano and Squalo are getting married in like a week, contracts with the president of our territory, out shippings, WTF IS THIS MADNESS

TheGoldenSucc: well, there's nothing we can do. You guys are doing a great job, just keep it up. I'll go check on the hitman team later. Nara, do me a favor

TokenStraight: what is it 😽

TheGoldenSucc: Tiziano and Squalo have some reports to deliver by 6 pm. Can you go over to the Guard Squad's base and check on those? I know they're very busy lately, but I need those papers
TheGoldenSucc: also, Mista, I need you to go down to the casino with the... yellow? Wall? I don't know the name

MommyShark: you mean the one near the park we went on Thursday?

TheGoldenSucc: that, thank you. Anyways, I need you to go and collect our part of the monthly gathering. "Rich people problems" as Melone calls it

DaMan: oh God don't make me go alone, those guys are scary as shit

Pudding: oh ffs Mista

DaMan: DEAD SERIOUS MAN, THOSE DUDES SCARE ME
DaMan: they yelled at me the last time I went there😭

EmoGworl: of course they did, Mista!! You barged in there, unidentified, claiming you wanted 50% of their money, and you had a GUN
EmoGworl: OBVIOUSLY THEY SCREAMED AT YOU

DaMan: OI I WAS VERY DOCILE

EmoGworl: SURE, THAT'S WHY THEY ALMOST CALLED THE COPS ON YOU

TheGoldenSucc: anyways, I'll be going now. I'll see you guys later

TokenStraight: cyaaa

DaMan: NONO PLEASE GIOGIO

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DaMan: man

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"Underpaid Team😨"

TheGoldenSucc: hello

Ham: OH MY GOD
Ham: that scared me, Jesus...

Pineapple: A
Pineapple: hello boss

HatGoesHahaFunny: good afternoon, boss. Is there something you need?

TheGoldenSucc: Fugo told me about Gelato developing a Stand. Is it true?

HatGoesHahaFunny: yes, he's just going through a terrible fever at the moment
HatGoesHahaFunny: we suspect it might be a nature-related Stand

TheGoldenSucc: well, isn't that just great!
TheGoldenSucc: I also came here to tell you that, when Gelato is all good, I'll be giving him a free month. He'll use this time to familiarize with his Stand, and recover from the fever. I know how terrible these few weeks can be, when you're developing a Stand

GenderfluidMirror: we'll be sure to teach him everything we can about Stands!

Mamalone: I just hope he doesn't get scared shitless when he sees our Stands for the first time

Elsa: I can already hear him calling me a furry

TheGoldenSucc: and also, there's one more thing
TheGoldenSucc: you're getting a raise

Pineapple: HWAT

GenderfluidMirror: REALLY????

Ham: great!

Mamalone: WOHOOOIO!!!!!!

Elsa: FINALLY IT WAS ABOUT TIME

NoMilkIce: HELL YEAH MONEY!

HatGoesHahaFunny: are you serious, boss??

TheGoldenSucc: yes, you guys deserve it. I also feel sorry for you

HatGoesHahaFunny: thank you for the pity. At least we get something out of it

TheGoldenSucc: please use your money wisely, I actually feel sad looking at your apartment...

HatGoesHahaFunny: we're trying our best T__T

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Cheese: I swear, I don't know why we call it a "restroom" if I'm fighting for my survival in there
Cheese: I just took the biggest, fattest, most voluptuous shit, ever witnessed by men and
Cheese:

TheGoldenSucc:
TheGoldenSucc: good afternoon, Formaggio

Cheese:

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Mamalone:
Mamalone: well, at least he's not constipated anymore!

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