Passione Groupchat

TOO MUCH, PEOPLE

"Underpaid Team😨"

HatGoesHahaFunny: guys, get dressed. Fugo called us for a meeting

Elsa: uh why?

Cheese: it's almost midnight, did these people just wake up?💀

GenderfluidMirror: why would they call a meeting so late at night?

HatGoesHahaFunny: I have no idea
HatGoesHahaFunny: maybe it's about the boss' health status

Ham: is he dead?

Mamalone: is he??😻

Pineapple: why do you sound so happy?😟

HatGoesHahaFunny: I highly doubt it. The gangs in Naples would already be a mess if he was

IGotTheMilk: then we just gotta go and see what the hype is all about

HatGoesHahaFunny: right. Let's meet at the base in 20 minutes. Also, Mr Brando is there

NoMilkIce: FOR FUCK'S SAKE

GenderfluidMirror: then something is definitely up

Elsa: it's most likely nothing. Worst case scenario, Mr Brando will be moving in

Cheese: yeah I doubt anything can be more shocking than that, lol

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"Underpaid Team😨"

Cheese:

GenderfluidMirror:

NoMilkIce:

Ham:

Elsa:

Mamalone:

IGotTheMilk:

Pineapple:

HatGoesHahaFunny: I
HatGoesHahaFunny: was NOT expecting that.

GenderfluidMirror: mf could be anything and he's a VAMPIRE????

IGotTheMilk: technically it's not his fault... right?

Ham: when I tell you I was expecting anything but THAT

Cheese: bro's a full package: he's Don, he's a vampire, he's bi, he's 16, he's Italian, he's Japanese, is there anything the guy can't do??💀

Elsa: apparently braid his own hair, since he needs everyone but himself to do it

Ham: that's just bull, he braided his own hair before he even became a gangster

IGotTheMilk: I don't blame him. It's cool to have other people do stuff for you. For example, I can paint my own nails. But I say I can't, so Sorbet does it for me!

NoMilkIce: I've been being used this whole time😤

IGotTheMilk: oh don't act like you don't love the attention

NoMilkIce: I love you more👀

IGotTheMilk: awwww

Mamalone: awww

Elsa: voMIT

GenderfluidMirror: imagine being in a relationship, can't relate

Ham: tell that to Formaggio lol

Cheese: oh uh
Cheese: I need to tell you guys something

IGotTheMilk: did you try to eat peanut butter off your toes again?

Ham: WHAT.

Cheese: no, that was long ago🙄
Cheese: anyways, do you remember a couple of years ago when I told you I didn't think I would ever be able to fall in love again?

IGotTheMilk: oh my!

Pineapple: awww Mag!!! Did you find somebody special? :D

Cheese: IHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

IGotTheMilk: MY SON IS SO GROWN UP!!!!

NoMilkIce: AWWWWWW

Ham: I'm so happy for you, Mag!

Mamalone: awwwww look at you gooo!!!!

Cheese: at first, I thought it was only a friendly type of feeling, but I've accepted it as more than that!
Cheese: God, I missed loving someone!!

GenderfluidMirror: awwww who are they, Mag??

Cheese: they
Cheese: she is a very beautiful woman!
Cheese: she has the prettiest, long and brown hair I have ever seen, and her face is angelic!
Cheese: she can be intimidating sometimes, and has the attitude of an absolute BITCH, but that's what makes her so special!! She doesn't care about what others think of her!
Cheese: she's just... herself! And she's AMAZINGGG
Cheese: she barely smiles, but when she does, it's as if the whole room lights up!

Mamalone: I'm sorry, this is fucking adorable

Elsa: what's her name, Mag?

Cheese: I'd rather say it some other time. You guys know her

Elsa: but... she's not in our famiglia, you can tell us🗿

Cheese: I'm not saying her damn name😀

HatGoesHahaFunny: Formaggio, I am so happy for you. You guys have no idea how much I love to see that your jobs do not interfere with your happiness outside of Passione. You deserve happiness

IGotTheMilk: awww Rizzzz!!

Cheese: that's so sweeeetttt
Cheese:
Cheese: also wait Riz, I have a question

HatGoesHahaFunny: yes?

Cheese: what is an ASBR?

HatGoesHahaFunny: video game

Cheese: apparently you're in it, that's why I'm so "???"

HatGoesHahaFunny:
HatGoesHahaFunny: REALLY?????

Cheese: YYES????? IS THAT GOOD???

HatGoesHahaFunny: HAHA
HatGoesHahaFunny: ARE YOU KIDDING M
HatGoesHahaFunny:
HatGoesHahaFunny: I need to keep my composure, I am very professional

GenderfluidMirror: 💀

Cheese: I also have another announcement to make

HatGoesHahaFunny: you're also in it????

Cheese: no, I just clogged the toilet

Elsa: FOR FUCK'S SAKE FORMAGGIO IT'S THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK