Passione Groupchat

He Finally Lost It

"Underpaid Team😨"

HatGoesHahaFunny: has anyone seen Gelato? I need to give him some reports

GenderfluidMirror: he's in the mirror world, working on a commission
GenderfluidMirror: I swear, his whole mood changes when he's working💀

NoMilkIce: oh yeah, the guy will break both of your arms if you even SPEAK to him while he's painting

Cheese: okay, but why the mirror world?🧍‍♂️

GenderfluidMirror: cuz it's silent, and there's no Formaggio or Elsa around

Elsa: OI DONT DRAG ME INTO THIS

GenderfluidMirror: exactly what I'm talking about🤙

HatGoesHahaFunny: Illuso, be a dear and go give him these documents

GenderfluidMirror: yes, capo!😼

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HatGoesHahaFunny: I want to adopt a dog

Cheese: WHERR DID YHAT COME FROM

NoMilkIce: HELP

Ham: NO RIZ, WE HAVE 7 DOGS ALREADY

Pineapple: big bro :(

Ham: oh please Pesci

HatGoesHahaFunny: no but like
HatGoesHahaFunny: dogs

Ham: Risotto no

Cheese: my cat and the dog won't be friends, it will be chaos 24/7😭

Elsa: yeah remember when Purple Haze took over? Yeah, that was basically a dog. Look how we ended up

HatGoesHahaFunny: no but like those cute little dogs!

Mamalone: NO pls, the smaller, the more annoying they are💀

Elsa: besides, Illuso is fucking ALLERGIC TO DOGS, RISOTTO

HatGoesHahaFunny: they don't need to be in the same room as the dog

Mamalone: AH YES PRIORITIES

Pineapple: where did that come from though? You never mentioned the word "dog" once, in these past few years

HatGoesHahaFunny: I don't know, I saw a really cute Boston Terrier and my heart melted

Cheese: and that's how you melt an emo's heart!

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GenderfluidMirror: what's going on

Elsa: Riz DECIDED, out of nowhere, that he wanted a dog

IGotTheMilk: RISOTTO NO
IGotTheMilk: NO
IGotTheMilk: I LITERALLY WILL NOT LET YOU

HatGoesHahaFunny: Gelato please T___T

IGotTheMilk: NO
IGotTheMilk: YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED THE LAST TIME YOU WERE EVEN NEAR A DOG

Elsa: I'm curious now

Cheese: I love story times

HatGoesHahaFunny: that only happened once

IGotTheMilk: when me and Riz were 16 there was a dog in our famiglia. When I tell you he became so obsessed with the dog, he actually became in charge of taking care of it. It died weeks later because he forgot to feed it

Ham: YOU JUST SAID YOU LIKED DOGS, HOW WOULD YOU FORGET THAT???

HatGoesHahaFunny: I used to get easily distracted
HatGoesHahaFunny: I promise it won't happen this time!

IGotTheMilk: No, Risotto

HatGoesHahaFunny: pleeeaaaseeee

IGotTheMilk: NO RISOTTO
IGotTheMilk: LISTEN, YOU CAN PET THE DOGS ON THE STREET BUT YOU AINT ADOPTING ONE
IGotTheMilk: Besides, it would be an inconvenience for our team!

HatGoesHahaFunny: fine...
HatGoesHahaFunny: I'm gonna cry over my ginormous tits now...

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IGotTheMilk:
IGotTheMilk: what happened to him

Ham: I think he drank too much

Pineapple: I like dogs doe

Elsa: IF YOU EVEN ENCOURAGE IT, I WILL SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH WHILE YOU SLEEP