BFDI/BFB/TPOT Oneshots! ❤ - Book One

I'm not gay! Snowball x Blocky (Part 1)

Requested by TheMarchArtist

Plot: Snowball attempts to be the only straight one in team Iance, and fails miserably due to Blocky.

(A/N): Some Matchil, Floweruby, and Fubble.

Snowball's POV

"Hey Snowball?" Lightning asked me.

"What is it, wimp?" I responded. I knew exactly what he was going to ask.

"So to clarify...you are gay?" He wondered.

My face turned red from both embarrassment and anger. "Don't assume things! All of my stupid team Iance may be gay, but not me! I'm straight!"

The dumb flying boy smirked. "Are you sure?"

I got annoyed. "Yes, now go away!"

Lightning flew away, but then Pencil walked over to me while holding hands with her girlfriend, Match.

"Hey, why don't you like, have a boyfriend?" Match questioned me.

I growled. "Maybe because I'm not gay!"

I was about to punch her, but Pencil blocked my punch, giving me an angry glare, and walking away with Match.

Flower laughed. "Ha, are you too scared of love?~"

As much as I appreciate Flower's cruelty, I wanted to beat her up.

Then Ruby appeared behind Flower and spoke up. "It's actually a scientific fact that everyone on this team is gay or lesbian. Kind of similar to the Losers being queer in one way or another! I learned that from Pillow!"

Flower picked up Ruby, and hugged her. "And don't you even TRY saying anything bad about my girlfriend!"

The lesbian females walked away, but I felt someone touch my shoulder. I jumped, but found out it was Blocky.

"Hey man, don't worry about it. I heard everything, and I get it. Half the contestants are gay anyways, including me!" He assured me.

"Yeah, whatever..." I replied.

Blocky walked away, but winked at me first.

I blushed lightly, even smiling a little.

Bubble's POV

I watched the whole thing. Snowball is gay for Blocky!

"Foinny! Snowboil is gay for Blocky!" I told my girlfriend.

"I hate that he didn't tell us!" She complained.

I giggled at Fanny's hateful personality, but felt happy that Snowball could get himself a boyfriend now!