BFDI/BFB/TPOT Oneshots! ❤ - Book One

I hate being a lesbian! Needle x Fanny x Bubble

Requested by _Black_thewolf_

Plot: An awkward confession occurs between Needle, Fanny, and Bubble.

Fanny's POV

I hate this!

Not only do I like Bubble, but I also like Needle!

And they are on separate teams!

But I don't hate either of them!

I hate not hating people!

I hate being a lesbian!

I must have been growling very loud, because Needle approached me.

"Um, Fanny? Are you alright?" She asked, her soft voice with a hint of concern caused my face to heat up.

"No! I hate this! I hate having feelings!" I shouted.

"Whoits the moiter, Foinny?" Bubble joined in.

"It's nothing!" I yelled. "What do you two want anyways?"

Needle and Bubble looked at each other nervously

Flashback in Narrator POV

"No way Bubble! I love her, so I'll confess first!" The tall and thin object shouted at her round and fragile acquaintance.

"B-But...th-that's noit foir! She's moi frioind, and Oi have loved her for so loing!" Bubble countered.

The females were fighting over Fanny. Both had feelings for her, and planned to confess very soon.

"You know what? How about you just be gay for someone else?!" Needle screamed, feeling frustrated.

"Oi could soi the soime thoing to you!" The shorter girl responded aggressively.

Both were quiet, until Needle came up with an idea. "Bubble...how about we confess to Fanny at the same time, and let her decide?"

Bubble raised an eyebrow. "Huh?"

Needle held onto her hand. "And...i-if she chooses you, I'll respect that..."

The water-based specimen smiled, hugging the gray object. "Yoi! It's a doil!"

End of Flashback

"Uh, guys?" I called out. "You two have been staring into each other's eyes with the most gay passion I have ever seen. And you've been doing it for 2763 minutes..."

They seemed to snap out of their trance, and looked back at me.

"Well..." Bubble averted her eyes. "It's just that..." Needle added, blushing.

"I LOVE YOU!" They shouted at the exact same time.

WHAT. THEY LOVE ME?

"Uh-" I could hardly speak. These stupid lesbians are confusing me!

But I do love both of them...

"Well, I...love both of you..." I admitted. "Can we all date?"

Bubble and Needle seemed shocked, and they blushed while looking at each other.

"Y-Yeah..."