Requested by StarryTeardrop
Plot: Snowball starts simping for Fanny because he finds her hatred for everything to be attractive.
(A/N): This oneshot is kind of a joke? Yep. It is...
Snowball's POV
"No Lightning, BFB isn't about battling for Dream Island. It's about the battle for battling for Dream Island. Doesn't that make ANY sense, idiot?!" I shouted at Lightning, who was bothering me with his clarification questions.
"Oh, fine then. Sorry to bother you, 'King of the World~'" He replied sarcastically.
"Just go away!" I slapped him really hard, and he flew 2763 miles away from me. Finally, I got rid of that idiot...
"I hate Lightning!" Fanny's voice came from behind me.
I turned around, "And I hate you, Fanny!"
"I hate you even more! I hate you more than Lightning!" She exclaimed with that rude tone.
Le gasp, why does she hate me?
I cried like a baby, until she told me to shut up, which I did.
"Whatever. It's not like hating is such a bad thing~" I said.
She raised an eyebrow, "What is that supposed to mean, SB?"
I chuckled, "What I'm saying is that...Hating is hot~"
I could have sworn thar she was blushing. "NO! I hate flirting, and I hate that you like my hating!"
She walked up to me, and gave me a kick in the shin.
"I hate you!" She yelled.
"And I love you..." I whispered.
"What did you say?" Fanny asked.
"Nothing, just, go hate somewhere else!" I demanded.
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